Saturday, September 5, 2009

The Other Continuous

I made a new blog. Cause i liked the old link better, but i had to add a 's' to it. Still, you can access it from here: zhichungs.blogspot.com

Friday, September 4, 2009

Spitting Money

Played Plants vs Zombies before? No? Very little people do, but its a great game. Anyway, my Zen Garden is a money producing mega factory. The Zen Garden is where you put the plants that you find or buy to grow. You get money by taking care of it, i.e. watering, playing music, membaja, spraying bug spray. You get more money if you leave it open, as when they are happy they will produce lots of coins. Stinky the snail is supposed to collect those coins but he always sleeps on the job =.=

Lots of coins disappearing.....

Gotta go tuition.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. That is exactly what is going through the minds of hollywood filmakers these days, eh? Terminator started it, but Transformers 2 got the ball really rolling. GI Joe followed, then the wonderful Up interfered and tripped them up. Yay! What happened to action movies without explosions? TV2 just played Enemy of State, which i didn't get to finish in time =(
Only one or two explosions. Running and wriggling still has its suspense.

Anyway, surprisingly my essay got chosen for this essay thing that the school wants. Maybe because of the Big bad wolves and little red riding hood thing? Can't deny that im happy =) Too bad i got just 82 for eng. haizzz...

Now, shiwen is happy because he got 75 from 74 for english. I got A!!!! he says. =.= So much for PMR standard.

I'm overhauling this blog again!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Go up!

I just watched Up, pirated, of course. Despite the below-par image quality it was still one good movie. Pixar is really wonderful. Oh, i just watched A Series of Unfortunate Events on TV2. Tv2 luckily cleared up recently, quite some good shows on their list. Anyway, that movie was sort of quirky and unique. Funny, too. There was also some killings, although these happened in a behind curtains sort of way. I only realised it when reflecting after the movie. Sweetness topped onto violence makes it all the more sweeter, eh? Especially when one of the characters is eaten up by raging leeches. Not shown though.

Geo's going on not too bad, luckily i think i can finish it by tomorrow and get cracking on my chinese. My chinese really merosot ever since i left primary. I think i should refer to the essays that i wrote back then.

The PS2's still out of order. I wanna graphics card. =(

Thursday, August 20, 2009

TAG! You're it.

Been a year ++ since i did a tag, and about a few weeks since i updated this blog, eh? But, have no fear, it's active again! And my stupid phone changed my security code for the keypad. The reason why i put the code was because Maxis just slapped my father with a rm500 GPRS/3G whutever bill, so just as a precaution, the code is to prevent my brother from using the internet on my phone, if he does.

So, exams are over! Finally i can watch TV again :D And use the computer. But then there's PMR. What to doo? The flow of life.

Now, the tag!
Tagged by Liwen

USING ONLY ONE WORD!
It's not as easy as you might think!
Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on.
It's really hard to only use one word answers.
Be sure to tag the person you received it from.
1. Where is your cell phone?
- Table
2. Your significant other?
- Restaurant
3. Your hair?
- Short

4. Your favourite thing?
- Cars
5.Your dream last night?
- Fluffy
6. Your favourite drink?
- Root Beer
7. Your dream/goal?
- happy
8. What room you are in?
- None
9. Your hobby?
- Cars (for now)
10. Your fear?
- DARKNESS (yes, i have only seen two horror movies)

11. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
- US (cars again...)
12. Where were you last night?
- House
13. Muffins?
- Eaten

14. Wishlist item?
- Graphics (card, so I can play the games i downloaded)
15. Where you grew up?
- Malaysia

16. Last thing you did?
- Eat

17. What are you wearing?
- Uniform
18. Your TV?
- Underused
19. Your pets?
- cat (sister's)

23. Missing someone?
- No
24. Car?
- Viper (from Dodge, the ACR one)
25. Something you're not wearing?
- Watch
26. Your favourite store?
- FOOD
27. Your favorite color?
- Green
28. When was the last time you laughed?
- School :) <3>

29. Last time you cried?
- dot dot dot
30. Who will resend this?
- Whuuuut? O_O
31. One place that I go to over and over?
- Big Cow (daniel's house for bball)
32. One person who emails me regularly?
- Facebook
33. Favorite place to eat?
- Anywhere

Now, the fun part!
I TAG,

-Shiwen
-Huimin- happy birthday!
-ShaoWen
-Shirlie
-Ben Eyew (joke, i promise i won't misspell it anymore)

I am really having a mental block here, listening to some foreign woman trying to sing Mariah Carey's Without you. Almost everything came out pronounced wrong: "Ken Leeeeee I can't give anymore...I Ken Leeeeeee, I can't give anymoreee..."

Everyone has started studying now, even with Maple starting invade the whole class. Check the list: ALL the balau boys, except ghee ken. Even Ben Yew, who "hates shitty graphics" has jumped on the bandwagon. The girls are starting too. Karmay likes KILLING mushrooms because they are so cute and easy to kill! Actually, I think mushrooms are the easiest things to kill to level up, no matter what kind- Orange, Blue, Green, Horned, Zombie.... Good exp and low life makes it a fast and efficient way to level up.

Better study lor, I havent started geo yet T.T

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Something's missing.

Missing are:
1. My health. I have a nasty cold.
2. The equipment that is required to hook up onto the internet. (Hidden in case parents read my blog)
3.MY FREAKING STUDYING TIME!!!!!
4.A Malaysian filmaker.

The reason why i lost my health and my studying time was because my father, thinking himself so smart, forced me to go to tuition. I knew it would just worsen me, and i can't concentrate there, but, being the smart a____, he said it was the critical moment. So, I spent most of today lying down in bed. With only one chapter of science complete. D.A.M.N.

And, more shocking,

Yasmin Ahmad died.
What uneventful happenings.
I promise to watch your films one time or another.

Trails coming. Unecessary reminder.





D.A.M.N

Monday, July 20, 2009

Acid drool

My tongue is STILL trying to digest my retainer. Not that it bothers me much, but its annoying.

And I don't know whether the brace I have to put on is correctly aligned. At least I only have to wear it at night.




What's this what stuff in front of me? I'll probe... Bring the saliva!
-The Tongue

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Friction.

I just slipped on my rug while going to the kitchen, after coming down from the stairs. And while that would be NO friction, you stupid mutha___ rug, the skin on the right part of my left foot actually pulled back. Luckily, it did not rip open.

What the ____? There's a small thin flappy piece of skin jutting out now.




=.=

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Yank!

The top row of my braces are now off my teeth! They feel really smooth, unlike before i put them on, which felt rough. Maybe that was what the crazy doc was doing with that sharp object. my gums were taking effingly sharp pain all along, you stupid doctor. And, they took a mould of my teeth. Why did she have to that? I see pictures of teeth, before and after, pinned on a board, so what's the mould about? I would pay you extra if you used some micro camera and fished in around my mouth instead.

By the way, I watched Transformers 2 at near midnight with my family. One word to describe- More. There is more of good AND bad in this movie. Sure the robots are cool, big (remember the first decepticon robot you see and the Devastator?) but some don't have enough screen time. Optimus is more angsty and filled with more "wisdomy" sentences and had taken ninja lessons.
Devastator has two unessesary giant balls. Mikaela somehow landed on that college guy (physics?) and so on and so forth.

It could have been much, much better.

Btw listen to The Bloody Beetroots feat. Steve Aoki- warp 1.9 with your speakers loud. It has a infectious clicking sound at the beginning of the song. I felt like clicking my tounge too!

First,
INDIANS.

I gurantee you will be thinking "what the f***?" after seeing this vid.

AMERICANS.

Well this is more of a car thing.



Just look at the stance of the car, man. Muscle cars rock!



Yeah! Plymouth Superbird.

And finally,
A HOMEMADE RAP SONG

This is about my sister and her fascination of cuddly toys and gangsters

Yeah they call me "MeiMeiz"(wtf hahaha =)
You don't wanna see my face around!

I wake up,
find the keys to my fluffy pink car,
roll the rims out onto the road colour coded,
Wrap a huge bear round my neck,
My hands on the steering wheel!
I be cruisin, till i see a toy store,
I get out my gun
hold up the cashier
rob the entire store of the soft toys
I load tha loot into my back seat
make off with my wheels spinning at max speed
I tilt my cap backwards to get a clearer view
And what do i see?
A cop siren shining red and blue!

=.= I complete some other day...


That's a song from the old Italian Job, back in the 19-somethings. It's famous for its car chases with Mini's, kind of light hearted. I recommend you watch it, even though you are not a car fan. Serious!


Friday, July 3, 2009

V.

Instead of drying out my eyeballs in front of a computer screen, I decided to instead watch the movie showing on TV3 yesterday night- V for Vendetta.

Vendetta, if I remember is a spanish (or something near that language) word meaning revenge. It was quite a good movie, and i'm glad that I watched it instead. I know its quite late to watch this movie, but still, 4/5! Thanks to V's smooth talking.

And I found a japanese band! Asobi Seksu. Their singer's voice is somewhat full of emotion. Give it a listen. They sing in english, though.



And fack the RF online shit! My registration is denied for some unknown reason and the game wouldn't start. Waste of electricity. T.T





I wanna control this robot!

Today, our science group kena diao by teacher, cause we talked too much... Bin hao went back to the front, chen hoe volunteered to go. Still in the end we kena too cause jiagin and stanley decided to sing a chinese opera-esque song. It was all bad decisions the whole double periods, but nothing really, actually.

Anyone heard of Ziggy Marley? Here's a carefree song by him. Listen to it, you'll like it for the simplicity, something like Hey There Delilah a few years ago.

Shirlie was nodding off again in maths. Aparrently she says she's not like me, dreaming for a little for a little bore- relief....

Today we id a tissue paper batik, quite entertaining, seeing shapes you don't expect forming somehow from randomly folding the piece of tissue... Mine ended p with a red Japanese dot (quote- bin hao) and some sort of angular milky way galaxy on the left-bottom of the piece. ^.^

Right now I have this Hemi-Sync Remembrance soundtrack thing that my mum got from my uncle in Singapore, who is taking a business degree "for fun". Supposed to help me to remember.

Oh yeah, Bin Hao... Wa, ganas sangat hor, when i really know your one? XD Hahaha, don't sweat about it, I'm a good keeper.

Taking a bath now, singning out with bin hao's turtle signature!




Wakakaka
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I still remember back then when the airwaves still raved about yellowcard and papa roach... Those songs sort of are ageless, i think. They still sound good now, don't they?

POD is another great band that the radio has forgotten about the new stuff they have. Melanie says their name is stupid cause it sounds like "pod". =.= So what? Terlalu mengkritik laa... Which reminds me, she just asked me to try out another song by Fahrenheit- Cao Xi Huan Ni.

Anyway, here's POD's It can't rain forever from one of their albums- When Angels and Serpents Dance. It's not bad, at least that's my opinion. I like the chorus.

"It can't rain everyday, it can't rain forever..."



Hey! Fahrenheit's song is actually not bad! Hmm, not bad. So they don't make bad kindergarden songs only, eh?





Here's a number by Yellowcard. It reminds me a bit of Taylor Swift. Shao Wen will be proud.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Micheallll!!!!!!

The king of pop had his last breath already. Before he had the chance to come back to set the critics right. Before he could prove the the colour change hasn't pierced into any part of him. Before he could give us, the new generation, a sample of his genius and creativity with music.

I was, and probably lots of people, were looking forward to his July performance. That was, until his body decided to give up. All of this could have been avoided if, just if, he had not went for that skin-bleaching skin colour op. And that he had not been accused of child molestation. I feel that that guy should be killed slowly by all Jackson mourners and burn in hell. Who knows what could have happened if Jacky had not gone through all this. He may be still on top of the charts while chris brown and ne-yo shuffle behind him.

Anyway, Rest in peace, Jacko. You are immortal.

******************
Now, to touch up on some other things:
1. Photo shoot
Whole class just went "Huh?" when the suohai clicked. No time to response. I couldn't hear him at the back, futhermore he spoke kind of softly. And, he started taking before Ben Yew finished moving. WTH stupid., i know its candid, but not til that extent... Everyone was in formation on either chairs or tables with small surface areas...

2.Ps2
It died !! T.T Noooo! I wanna trash some cars.

3.Computer warranty
Ended! Yay! I am unreasonably happy on this, and its because i can get a new graphics card installed onto the computer! Now I can kick some car and human and zombie ass! As soon my father gets that card.

4.Sudden Attack
CS copy. A good addictive CS copy. Actually, I don'tknow why it's addictive; it just is.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Dulan.

I can't put a picture on my header to suit the song... and i'm too lazy to find out how to edit the HTML. Save, save, open, edit, save, SWEAR. You assholes can't even make this thing work. I'm tempted to go make a wordpress blog because it might proably be better! Ha! That's Bad publicity and defamation in you many-zero face Google! And on your own webpage too!

=.=

Oh, i also put another song on the player. Lost Prophets- Can't wait.
Hold on- it's not there.... Deng. Idiots.

I just searched for the thug story vid from shao wen's blog on youtube since shao wen's one was removed because of copyright violation... and it came up with this video of taylor swift at the CMT awards (which i STILL don't know what it is about - country music? what? dunno la, shao wen explain please!). At first I thought it was a spoof, since i haven't seen Taylor do anything like that before, and all her songs were about the typical country themes of love, etc, etc. There was a scene from star trek (teardrops on my taser? Lol!), NFL, with a all time techno-voice'd T-pain ( "she didn't swear~")

Joe Jonas, on the other hand who danced to Single Ladies in a black tightsuit was nothing special. His dance was, well, how do i describe... like he was just moving around just for the sake of it, without any real purpose. If he had danced like a pro and had the dance choreographed, I bet that it would have been funny.

I wish pn cheah would teach more interestingly. Unlike Pn. Chen, who speaks rapid-fire fast with endurance, pn cheah kind of drags off and goes to a near-dream status before brightening up every now and then. Worse, she always, and i do mean always, drag on for at least 15 minutes. Shirlie says its because she has no time, but thats what you are supposed to organize.

Oh, did you know that Porsche went for rallies (off-road racing, if you didn't know) back in the '80s? Althogh they abandoned the idea, they went on to the Dakar rally across the desert and scored a 1-2 finish in that race.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Stupid Blogger Idiots!

Blogger jammed and had a great reluctance in opening its web page to me so i can put a new post on my blog...

Exams are a stupid A-less failure again for me this mid term. I'm in severe need to buck up now.

******

Today was saringan day. Three teachers did not come today to our class! Straight triple kill after exam. We did Azeana's rangsangan, though and abandoned chinese. We Hate Chinese! It's so irrelevant to today. Our parents say it will look good on our results sheet and help us get employed, but WHO the heck would want to know whether you can analyze and decipher the super-complicated Wen Yan Wen(old chinese way of writing sentences, basically) or chinese idioms? I know BM asks idioms too but at least we can roughly guess the meaning. I wish China had remained their communist Karl Marx ruling, shut out the world and tumble from the once great nation it was. Shit Confucious! Muahahahaha!!!!

I wish our country's history had been more intresting, like maybe told in a intresting war novel
sort of way. Maybe then most of us can score perfect As.

As for the shit story, i will continue when i have idea!!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Ponteng!

I've been at my granparent's place the last few days, and thats why my blog has been stale as there is no internet there.

Anyway, nothing to talk about- other than the day i got invited to 1u and came really late because i did not know the time. Whoops. Sorry for the 1 hour, guys.

To ben: Godzilla doesn't have arms? Damn. I guess this is my Malaysian-kid influenced version then.

CONTINUING THE STORY:

After some paddle mashing and gear banging, Keigo and Toru arrived in front of Godzilla on a giant magical pony which they opted for after the torn-up road crushed the pixels of their 2D car. Keigo waved his magical sword and swung it around his head while saying some shitty nonsense which was compulsory whenever one confronts an enemy on the pony. Of course, Godzilla had not learned any english, and felt Keigo's chatter was annoying, and moved his giant hand. Keigo was found later in the middle of a T-junction with his pony. Toru, however lazy he was, was good at remembering, and brought Keigo and his Pony back to the monster.

Godzilla immediately noticed the gay colourful light shining from beneath. Seeing the pony and the puny guy, he swung his hands again, trying to clip Keigo on his right, and his left. The monster turned aggresive and Keigo had to spend his chances of stabbing the sword into the Green body of godzilla jumping, dodging, doing splits, bending down, and so on.

After some cut green grubby fingers, blood and near misses, the giant hands caught up with Keigo through a double timing trick unleased by Mr. Godzilla. The hands shut with a resounding clap which was heard through the streets of Tokyo. Millions of people gasped in shock at the pressure exerted by Godzilla. Luckily, Keigo's sword hand was still free, and while screaming in agony of his broken ribs, coupled with heroic might, he thrusted the sword into the vile body of Godzilla. Blinding light shone through the wound. Godzilla's grasp on Keigo's body loosened. Keigo, while falling, took the chance to drive another deep, long, bright cut into Godzilla, which also thankfully saved Keigo from pummelting down 5 stories.

Godzilla's roar was so loud that rings of disturbance could be seen in the path of the roar. Luckily, His head was facing the night moon, and did not harm the ones below.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Japanese influence pt.2

Why not tell your life story in another story?

Toru jolted upright when Keigo pressed the shotgun barrel to his back. "Let's go, stop slacking," Keigo said with a menance. "Screw your tofu and your stupid recipies- tofu is meant to be just white and simple and not mutated" "I'm trying to find the best flavoured tofu reciepe combination, damnit,"Toru replied indignantly while tightening his belt. "Its not my fault that it decided to decompose and develop a brain."

Keigo unlocked an car that looked like it came straight out of the first episode of Initial D, with its unrealistic 2d-ish graphics of that time. Toru, despite having drove in it a few times, had not gotten used to the fact that a cartoon car had actually exsited and could be driven.

Keigo sped towards Godzilla and decided to take the mountain road cause it was faster. On the way, they passed a Little Taiwan shop, which the guys thought was "complete with the supidity of taiwanese in picking names", referring to the four words beside the sign- Papa Beef and Mama Chop.

Toru felt a little uneasy. "Uh, Kei? We are heading towards a tight bend, mind slowing down?"
"Don't worry, man! Being the Hachi from the first episode, this car has absolutely no regard for the laws of physics! Watch me!"
Keigo swung the car sideways suddenly while Toru held on to his seatbelt. The panda coloured Hachi Went sideways and drifted absolutely straight, as a car not drifting would go down the road.

Friday, June 5, 2009

What the hell?

I just found out that my little brother ZChoon has been copying my recent blog posts.... Now his name is inside, he cant copy!!! Ahahahaha!

But of course if he is so dumb as not to change the name....
Still, what the hell? Its my life, not yours.

I am bored right now. I don't have a goddamn graphics card, and no one is going out. =.=
Installing Spore now. Need a subject.

Hmmm....

How about "what if?"

1. What if, the japanese culture caught up with the world?
SCENE: At crossroads all over the world. People running around. Giant green Monster running after them.

Annd, action!

Pedestrains: "Its Godzilla!!!" "Ahhhhhh!" *thump thump thump thump* Godzilla runs with hands strectched out.

In a shed somewhere, two guys are watching tv. "I thought you shot that green thing already, Toru," said Keigo, a student who just returned home after his school was evacuated.
"I did! One in the chest and two in the head"
"It seems you have just made it dumber. Look at it run. It looks like a mock rubber statue of the old Godzilla."
"I guess we have to shoot it again. Where's your shotgun?"
"You'll find it." Toru slacked even more and crammed chips into his mouth on the sofa.
Meanwhile, Keigo had found Tofu's shotgun, in a white barrel. Keigo reached down into the barrel to grab the gun, but his hands dug right into the white stuff which he assumed was the bottom of the barrel. It stuck like goo to his hand and stained the shotgun as well. As the thought "what the hell" went through his mind, the goo suddenly warped and cocooned Keigo like a giant white glove.
"Why is your mutated tofu here again?!" Keigo shouted at Toru while wrestling with the mutant.
"Huh?.....Whaat? Tofu said dreamily.
"Your mutated tofu!! Its killing me!" Shotgun bullets went off as Keigo tried to destroy the monstrosity.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Death Vegas

I found a game! On kongregate actually. Its great fun, even though it takes damn long to load and its basically a fighting game. Must be a lot of people playing it.

Anyway, its like street fighter 4 a bit. It looks like its sketched, in black and white, with a bit of colour thrown in here and there. It shows where your enemy is going to hit a spilt second before the hit connects, so you can block if you are quick witted.

My sister has found another thing to obsess over on youtube- Hey Monday. Its not bad, but when your sister overplays it, damn.

NFS most wanted (game) recently asked me to drive a minivan in a toolbooth. Wth, the minivan was slammed down to the ground like some crazed DUB tuner.

Check that ground clearence.






















I'm bored. I need more excitement.

Yes, i am suffering from pain to one side of my head. Might be my sleeping habits, i always sleep on that side. Or it could be the concentration on the NFS chases and tollbooths. I made it past the last tollbooth with just a few secs to spare. I remembered last time my heart was beating fast and my eyes were dead set on the red lambo on the screen... Screw EA for giving so little time...

Now, i have to drive a pickup truck past six roadblocks. A truck that spins endlessly when you hammer down the 'x' button and is slow, heavy and hell of a thing to reverse. But, heavy is also one of its plus points and i can just nudge off any police cruiser veering into a wall and not lose any speed. It felt quite effortless.

Going to start workout tomorrow!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Endd!!!

Same feeling again, buzzing like an electric generator and then die down. Rediscovering again why Most Wanted is one of the best racing games still.

I wanna a new graphic card! I got race driver GRID ready to go as well as cod5.

Not really a gaming freak though.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Shooot

At the computer again, when i'm supposed to hurry kh. How stupid am I?
Sejarah is skrewedd.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

We The Kings

All of us have a special characteristic that defines us. And before I continue, this is just something to fill my time after drinking milk and studying, albiet with moderate A.D.D. Um.... okay, i'm out of ideas about special characteristics. Unless its with marvel superheroes and stuff.

Anyway, who still remembers Quietdrive? I remembered when Allison sang Time after time with Cyndi Lauper.
I found a song from them: maybe you have found it before, maybe not


Some people seem to like this one:



11:55 now. Time to recharge and then disturb that recharge again in the early, early morning. Like disrupting the recharge cycle of a phone, this is damaging. At least just me, that is. Gawd, i hate morning school.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

LMF

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING?
-Lazy Mutha Fucker

Now this is much better than Fahrenheit, definitely.

The power in their music makes up for the mockery of dancing and singing Fahrenheit has made.

Here they are:

LMF- Hum Kar Leng

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Oh, no. Milestone 100, by shao wen

001. Real name: Ng Zhi Chung

002. Nickname(s): Ah Chung, Chung, Zhi


003. Age: 14+++


004. Horoscope: Libra. I am Balanced


005. Male or Female: male


006. Elementary: Some chinese
tadika bluhhhh....

007. Middle School: Damansara (c)


008. High School: SMKDJ


009. College school: Haven't been there, Haven't done that

010. Hair colour: Black


011. Long or short: short, what else? Could i become a rocker?


012.Loud or Quiet: I can be both.

013. Sweats or Jeans: What sweats? Sweater? Huh? That doesn't go on the legs.

014. Phone or Camera: Phone, with camera (:


015. Health freak: Not really, I 'll eat anything


016. Drink or Smoke: Smoking kills your luuuuuuuuuuuuunnngggsssssssss!!!! Women get breast cancer from even one glass of wine everyday.

017. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes, from the flames of last time, which is dying now.

018. Eat or Drink: Both-_- Stupid question. As if 100 isn't enough

019. Piercings: On the ears.

020. Tattoos: when i get buff, maybe one on the side of my neck

.021. Social or Anti-Social: Influenced by mood

022. Righty or Lefty: Right.

023. First piercing: On the ears!! Assholes.

024. First relationship: naught

025. First Best Friend: Guy who switched school, i think it was something like kuah siew yan or something


026. First Award: Tak tau


027. First Kiss: Not yet

028. First Pet:Fish are useless beings placed for display.

029. First Big Vacation: China, which sucked. Still reeling from the horribly boring highways of shanghai


030. First Love at first sight: Dunno...

031. First Big Birthday: Never.

032. First Surgery: I hit my head with a swing flying down from the top. I have stiches like frankenstein (:

033. First sport you joined: Badminton maybe

034. Orange or Apple Juice: Apple :)


035. Rock or Rap: Rock


036. Country or Screamo: country. Stupid sreamers just damaging their throats. I won't be surprised if one of them blows a hole in their oesophagus.

037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys: 0.o Saye tak denger muzik lapuk mereka
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera: britney

039. Night or Day: morning

040. Sun or Moon: Moon -Isn't this related to the last question? retard

041. TV or Internet: INTERNET, cos I don't get cable TV


042. Playstation or xbox: Nintendo Wii, but xbox, if not.

043. Kiss or hug: Both, they both show LOVE!!

044. Iguana or turtle: Iguana. So it will change into a billion gazillion colours show when i kill it after getting fustrated findning it


045. Spider or bee: What question is thid?

046. Fall or spring: Um, Spring. happier.

047. Limewire or iTunes: Anyone which i don't need to pay for.


048. Soccer or baseball: NONE!! Both are stupid.

049. Eating: This will add another 100 numbers to it

050. Drinking: Now, the list is 300!
Hands chao gan

051. Excitement level: Able to be increased anytime.


052. I'm about to: Listen to MONO from japan

053. Listening to: Ashes In The Snow - Mono

054. Plan for today: study

055. Waiting for : Exams to end, and the Dodge Challenger. Muscle cars rock.

056. Energy level: 70%


057. Thinking of someone: No.


058. Want kids: One or two only

059. Want to get married: Sure

060. When:
By 27 too

061. How many kids do you want: Stupid retarded long-winded shit faced fuckers can't you ask something else


062. Any name in mind:
You need a WinRAR decompressor.

063. What did you want to be when you were little: a hint of Racecar driver
, mostly nothing
064. Careers in mind: Dunno


065. Mellow future or wild: Mixture of both?


066. Something you would never try: me or someone else.


067. When do you want to die: Not too fast.


Which is the better in the boy/girl you like (in the future)



068. Lips or Eyes: both, man

069. Romantic or Funny: Both too


070. Shorter or Taller: TALLER!!


071. Protective or Caring: Middle protective, caring of course

072. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous

073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: Both....

074. Sensitive or Loud: Not too loud or too sensitive.


075. Hooked-up or Relationship: I think relationship


076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: A bit of both :) I like trouble !


077. Muscular or Normal: Mixture of both, we are not too used to very muscular girls


078. Kissed a stranger: Nope


079. Broken a bone: Let me check myself, am i dead?

080. Lost glasses or contacts: glasses

081. Ran away from home: No, menghalau orang yang saya benci adalah pilihan yang lebih bijak.


082. Held a gun/knife for self defense: In a game, yes

083. Killed somebody: millions of game characters

084. Broken someone's heart: I don't know... Complimentary sorry in case of harm

085. Had your heart broken: Yes, by friends.


086. Been arrested: No.

087. Cried when someone died: Nearly.

088. Liked a friend more than a friend: Yes

089. Yourself: Yourself what?

090. Miracles: Yes, God gives them out sometimes

091. Love at first sight: repeat offender!


092. Heaven: The path I'll go after God decides to take me away :)

093. Santa Claus: Wouldn't be Santa if he came cause he would melt away all his fats

094. Tooth fairy: Don't think it exists


095. Kiss in the first date: I've never been on a date.


096. Angels: The most beautiful and purest things created by God.
Okay, i'll follow

Answer Truthfully


097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now?: Not really


098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now? : Lets say i don't feel particularly happy or sad. Just okay then.


099. Do you believe in God? : Of course !


100. Post as 100 truths and tag 6 people
(but i dun't wanna kill people!!)

a)Ben Yew. More for you! Muahahahahaha!
b)Shit Wen
c) Ghee ken
4)Shirlie
5)Joli
6) Clement (I'm giving you more white hair)


In case if you are wondering, I wasn't talking about Louis or some other equally gay person.

I'm talking about---- Massive-, no, PUSSY drumroll, please...

FAH-REN-HEIT
fei lun hai!!
CAO MA-HAI!
So damn gay. Yes, I just watched their "wo you wo de young" video, which has an equally gay and lala name... Actually, a live performance in some show. I posted a comment there too! Link-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMBGvKJnzbI&feature=PlayList&p=6A34B8BB05EE74C8&index=0&playnext=1

Worse, the commentator said, "tai bang le! tai bang le! bla bla bla hen chen gong..." For them who do not know, she said, "Hebat! hebat! blabla bla so successfull with a ...fan base...."

Their dance sucked too. So damn many other artistes dance better than them.

Dance summary:
1. all move in line tries to act like jelly.
2. wave thier arms gayly like a sunflower and move into three.
3. twist their arms, bodies somewhat unenthusiasticly, all while lip-synching
4. turns some more.
5. commentator applauds, they feel happy
6. builds a tower of biscuits.
7. Oooh! Ahh! A tower of wafer cubes!
8. I hop in
9. they get blasted as gay
10 gets razed by fire
11. A speaker falls on them
12. they spit blood
13. WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Trademark green is seen.

Study study study. No more gayshit.


FAHRENHEIT IS GAY
WO YOU WO DE YOUNG~~

Monday, May 11, 2009

Walao!~!!

Three forms to read? 30++ chapters to read? Over 400 pages to READ? They must be out of their minds! And that's just geo.

We, harapan bangsa kita, are really superhuman. Mr. Edu minister, YOU SUCK.

I shall try to grant whoever who reads this a turboboost in their reading capabilities, and also including the overly smart ones who dominates the class and pushes back lazier people like me... To complete this monstrous studying overload.

Good Luck, may everything manage to be compressed in your minds and not leak out. (:

Monday, May 4, 2009

A Torrent of Gigabytes

First,

Happy Belated Birthday to:
Ben Yew
(pengawas colour blue)
Didn't know that it was yesterday... Kind of like a well kept secret.
Download speeds may be fast, but this could be even faster:

http://konchy.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/bittorrent/

No time again, more later!
Try that out!
Courtesy of Akash



Saturday, May 2, 2009

Once in a blue moon

Finally, basketball. Its been some time since we had a go at the hoops, though it spanned just 30 minutes. The Dota game had taken up most of it. And, Benjamin, I can play, dammit. The most of Dota is just motherfuckingly simple that the only big disadvantage is the lack of knowledge of all the items.... Anyway, it tired me much and i only managed to wake up for tuition because my father did so.

***********
Rappers now are becoming, "softer". By this i mean they don't rap that fast anymore, their voices are digitised, they rely more on electronics to make a song sound good and so on. A very good example is:


















Kid Cudi. His rapping isn't even rapping. It just soundslike he is talking, not shooting out poetic sentences, which he should have been. Unless he is really hypnotised by those sunglasses, there cant be another reason why his rapping sucks. Also, only the background music makes it less dull.






















So is Kanye West. The whole of his new album, if what i've heard is true, features his vocals almost entirely on some 808 tone correcting machine. While it may sound nice in the first few listens, it soon becomes tiring. Even before the digitising, his Stronger song isn't that nice at all. He shouldn't have won a grammy for that. His rapping is quite dull, but for some reason i don't find the likes of Eminem or Flo Rida a bore. It could be that Eminem has more aggresion and tone while Flo Rida sounds bloody fast. But Eminem is sort of the only rapper i haven't heard techno on. I guess this helps to keep the bore factor out.

Okay, time out for me now. Maybe i will write more next time when i have the time.





The clock is ticking....

Monday, April 27, 2009

WooHoo...Pendidikan Seks

Hari ini, kami telah diberi sesuatu ceramah tentang bahaya hubungan seks sebelum kawhin. Banyak gambar-gambar yang menjijikan have been shown to us, and i think most , or all, people in that ceramah was disgusted by it, which rendered the boys who tfk'd in absolutely no mood to do so.

Herpes is as disgusting as the school's boy's toilet.
So is HoKhai's story about the afican woman who didn't wash her bra and ended up having holes in her boobs. Yuck, man.

Study!!!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Tiny Standard

I'm starting to remember how dota has quite some fun value again... My Centaur had like 200+ strength! I know dota pros may say they have seen this all before, but i've never done that.
Roshan the giant couldn't even bring my hp to less than 3000! I was level 21 at the time... Dota veterans will understand the title.

We were sort of drumming a simple drum solo, sounded like "boom boom pow..." for quite some time. Stupid Treants killed the throne (and the fun) before i could beat Roshan. =.=

I'm sure not too many will be happy about reading more ranting..

By the way, Microsoft, you are an IDIOT. Why did you put a stupid Windows Genuine Advantage thing on this computer? It was so slow that even a constipated man would finish shitting before the computer wouldn't lag. I dont see any "Advantage" other than " Windows Genuine Disadvantage"

To quote from GTA SA: "You asshole! What the hell are you putting in my computer?"
------------------------------------------------------(are you doing with my sister in that hot tub?")

Cultural activities of people around the world!

















Some part in the Middle East...































In the USA, circa before the year 2009....




































This might be in the US too!

And last but not least,





















In China!

Thank you, thank you.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Random Subject

Now, flip a coin.

Heads!

So, our title for today is,

Sweet Wrappers!
Why? No reason.

Old Sweet Wrappers in the scrap book by Davescunningplan.

Those were the wrappers found in 1974. Apparently quite some of them have been discontinued. One reader also commented that he bought a large bar of galaxy(?, chocolate?) for five pence. if according to now, it wouldn't have cost more than 1 dollar! Girls rejoice.

Other discontinued bars

1866 Fry's Chocolate Cream

Fry's Chocolate Cream is one of the oldest chocolate bars. They used to produce a 5 flavoured version which was called "Five Centre" but it was discontinued.

Five flavored? Could be nice.


Well, since i am too lazy, i won't be finding more. But, i'm starting to hate my parents again. No elaboration though.

We got King Solomon's Mines for some book day thingy. They gave us only 35 minutes for the book. It was surprisingly, not a baby title, and was really nice. How the hell was i going to finish in 35 minutes? I couldn't find any words i didn't know though.

Now, i'm gonna play a game called Death Vegas. My parents' wrath are going to be ignited.

So is the crazy twist of a story hanging on our notice board!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Gentlement, restart your engines.

Get lifeless
get lifeless, get lifeless
My blog's so lifeless
all the readers gonna kill me
.........
It's been some time since i updated my blog, huh? No internet again.

Recently, i heard a throughly annoying ad for pencegahan denggi or something else. All the voices in it were sloooow and high-pitched. So, may i ask, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ASSHOLES THINKING? DON'T YOU HAVE CHILDREN? Ask their goddamn opinion. In the end, it not only didn't inform me, since it was so annoying, it also made me annoyed and left me a headache to nurse.

Next, the TM ad, this time on a newspaper. It said "Hypp and happening, cool, or whatever." Hypp? Why? unless it has something to do with their BlueHyppo service, then i am inclined to forgive it. But, damn. Thats the exact opposite of what they are trying to covey.

These people should really ask us, the teenagers, opinion about these ads directed at us. How dumb are they to not figure this out? Until now? Damn, man.

Ending! another video: proably something many have seen before, so just treat it as a clasic reminisince.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Lego Nintendo



Some hard work involved huh? A lego replica of the Wii. Dunno whether there is any slanting lego blocks. Architecture?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

FastFastFast!!!

My torrent download speed blazing fast now!

101kb/sec. Yes!!!

Its never been that fast.



Stupid Man U.

Oh, and i just found my long-lost completed save file for gta! Oh yes again!!!

The bell rang for maybe two minutes. No one counted, but it seemed long enough.

Fire Drill!

No one gave a damn, and the whole school made it to the pavillion in 5 minutes. I think if there was a fire, they would have came here in 1 minute, with a part of their body on fire. And there would proably be less students than there was before because 20 could have been burned dead and offered a free cremation session. Lots and lots of things, free! Including a free sure-work therapy session, which expels headaches caused by irritating teachers and non-sentinel beings! Which would have cost a thousand per session.

By the way,

LIVERPOOL IS HOPELESS!!!
Nooooooooooo!
How could you LOSE??
As in teck yoong's words,
SHEIT

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Cheese stick yellow dick

Some time since i updated my blog, huh? Blame it on the Internet; I didn't have it.

In fact, i was banned for the controversial post about my parents, so that was why the Internet was jacked, with the computer wire.

Anyways,


Happy (belated) Birthday
To LiWen!
Who was fooling with Delon's cheese stick today,
which from Delon's tupperware travelled over to his table

This would look gay if i add many, um, uh, this: !
Shit, my brain is deteriotating.

So, I better Enjoy whats left of my intelligence before its gone. Daniel's Men's Health magazine says that women are sexually aroused when they hear the sound of engines revving. True or False? I'll find out when i finish downloading Race Driver GRID, and shuwen and melanie comes over for tuition.

Dang! Another wrong spelling. (rectified)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

You Missed it!

Days like these don't come easily. And you absentees missed it! The teachers were talking crap, only Pn.Joyce gave us the guidance papers for sej projek. The rest of the teachers just came in and Marked books, even the dry, hypomaniac Pn. Chia.

The boys took a newspaper and drew all over the faces of Sit Nurhaliza, whom ended up looking like a obscene guy pointing the middle finger, and another gay guy who held a dildo and pop-out eyes by the time i was finished with him.

Man U's new scoring talent also had a bra and some footballer's mouth for his underwear while a "hair-free skin" beauty ad's model had a Angel guy's head (StarBiz first page). My tacher/mother/father's day card got turned into a porn website under construction.

Stayed in batai during recess with joli, liwen and sarah eating nuts(?), then pontenged class a bit.

Today felt damn relaxing, and none of that boring heatwave on normal school days.

Pictures (proably unwanted) of the creative newspaper cuttings later, when i can find the cable!

WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
MAH HURL WALK
MAH HURL WALK
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!


Watch the video below then you will know what i mean...




WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK

Ahahahahahaha!!!! Soulja Boy Re'tard!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Reset!

Pure Movement has just reset itself to accomodate more wanting-to-be-holy members.
So, we are starting again from ten, which is a plus cause all of us were losing and about to hit rock-bottom, except Jingy. I kept points but i broke the combo, so its back to 8.

PURE

The word pure is ....

Used to describe:
Spiritual purity of character or essence.
Abstinence from vices and/or abundance of virtue

As a name for:

Pure Software, a company founded in 1991 by Reed Hastings to support the Purify tool

Pure-FTPd, FTP server software

Pure (programming language), functional programming language based on term rewriting

Pure Digital, a UK consumer electronics company specialising in DAB radios.

Pure Oil, a U.S. chain of gas stations

Pure (magazine), a controversial magazine created by Peter Sotos

Pure (video game), an off-road racing video game for Microsoft Windows, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3

Pure FM, a Student Radio Station for the University of Portsmouth, (England).

Pure Trading
, a Canadian electronic communication network operated by CNQ.

Pure hearing instruments: an ultra-small, nearly invisible hearing instrument from Siemens

Pure Nightclub, a popular nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada

Pure!, Finnish brand of energy drink

It is also....

Black oil, a fictional alien virus in the TV series The X-Files

A former supermarket brand owned by Woolworths Limited

A song by Slipknot formerly on their debut self-titled album, but had to be removed due to legal matters.

The colorfulness of a light source

In music:
Pure (band), a Canadian rock band

Pure (3 Colours Red album) (1999), by rock band 3 Colours Red

Pure (Godflesh album) (1992), by industrial metal band Godflesh

Pure (Gary Numan album) (2000), by Gary Numan

Pure (Hayley Westenra album) (2003), by New Zealand soprano Hayley Westenra

Pure (No Angels album) (2003), by German pop group No Angels

Pure (Lightning Seeds album) (1996), by rock band Lightning Seeds

Pure (The Jesus Lizard album) (1989), an EP by rock group The Jesus Lizard

"Pure" (song) (2005), a single by synth rock band Orgy

Pure (Lara Fabian album) (1997), Lara Fabian's third album

Never expected so much...and the blinking typing thingy isn't blinking like it used to.
Steam, update faster!!! I want to spin my minigun again.


Saturday, April 4, 2009

Saya tidak akan dirasuk hantu!....

In the hospital, anyway. Because it was qing ming, a few people couldn't visit Jerrica. Quite scary for the first time actually, seeing all these sickly people lying on their wards (Jer excluded, too much smiling :) ), with the repeating beep that seems like the only way to know that they are alive.....

Shiwen, Zhong Yuen Josep and me went to the wrong wing. The board said "Jenica" (??? huh?).
Jerrica had the giant card above her with a blood sample thingy stuck to her wrist, face still cemented in a smile. Superpower or not?

2 o'clock unceremoniously bumped its ass into our clocks, and we had to go. Zhong forgot to say bye so we went back another time. "Wah, Jerrica! You got so many boyfriend ah, I jealous la!" the nurse commented on us. Lol man!

Shi Wen is posting about Jerrica not dying...again. But its just the ShiShi nature:
Shiwen = Death = Stupid thin typo pro Undertaker. Hahaha!

Random video:




I just felt like listening to Metallica, after Zhong's talk on true rock music.

Najib follows his promise, visits the rakyat. Hope he is good at ruling, aside from putting on lip gloss and makeup

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Purified

Pure movement is in session!

William was advertising himself to be sold for a thousand ringgit.

GAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yeah we stuck the sticker on him (it was for a house payment plan) and i wrote "buy for" on top of it. So obvious (or is it i too pro?) he also didn't realize that he was being pranked.

The people will be visiting jerri today, and i will be in the form of an sms message as i have tuition.

I think her leg might be suspended in the air like you see in the cartoons. Check for me, yeah?

Jerrica broke her leg(s).

She must be sleeping now. Poor girl.

I wish team fortress had bots. now they are just shooting the freeking wall.

Pray hard!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Jericho is watching you masturbrate!

Eu-Jin looked at me with his eyes showing only above the wall. He just told me the joke behind his ex-display picture.
Seems like jericho has been caught staring at people sometimes. LOl.
And now it reads "boys are retarded...throw rocks at them!"

We had a entertaining anti dadah performance today too, and i was blur, couldn't remember the lines in the oral re-try.

New facebook account. Pet society is retarded.




Peace out, homeboy!

-Daniel

Friday, March 27, 2009

Just admit laa...

I have to say it, MU fans are just sore losers. They just don't want to admit that LIVERPOOL actually TRASHED them 4-1.

MU have just been winning for so long that maybe that got their fans stuck in a circling dream of success that they just can't take this terrible(for them!) downfall.

By the way, Happy-First-Day-Seeing-The -World, Adele! I don't really know you much, butthat doesn't matter... Crazy antics.

Oh, look! its anew template! Now i have to set up the link list again. Bummer.

Monday, March 23, 2009

I'm liking today

I woke up late today, and it felt really great because there was none of that 'oh fuuuuck...' feeling. I was fresh, but i missed my transporter. Sorry to the people in there. My father got me to the school just in time, few secs after the bell rang.

We also had three periods without a teacher, and we coloured a bit of stanley's hair silver. We needed a full tip though. Bin Hao's was too small. And there was also the paper plane flying around, hitting a fan, shu wen, daniel and jia gin.

The air cond in the van was comfortably cold the right temperature, it felt good. A dog barked as it passed a house, and then went back to hanging his tounge out.

Which brings me to here in front of the computer. About to start a game with jia gin!

Last year, i used to think nothing about school, and just attended it...

But, this year, the dreaded feeling of waking up in the early morning, loooong before the sun shows is coming back... no, make it fully back.

Morning school at 7:30 in the morning just kills everything and makes you hate it, especially when you need to wake at 6:15 in the morning. Why can't malaysia be just freaking bigger? Then we would have a school like in the States. Then we wouldn't have to wake up so early.

And while we are at it why not just make home schooling with webcams and a virtual surrounding, like say i click to the right, and its jia gin, to the front is jing wei and so on. We still get to know each other.

But for now, its just a dream.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

yu xia fen fen

It rained this morning, so we didn't visit the graves.

Other than browsing through my uncle's horde of comic books, i just found a full tin of pineapple tarts! Something to eat and kill boredom!
I only have connection at my mother's mother's house, and now i'm going back.... =.= Theres a stupid asshole back at my father's but he wont let me past.



Formula 3 v12 Engine built by a japanese tuner. Didn't know they built those.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Just keep walking....

Its sejarah project time! We went places on the LRT and subsequently got lost. We actually walked in circles around a building, asked directions in a hotel, peed in their restroom, walked some more and just simply died of thirst.

But since you are seeing this, obviously i'm not dead, huh? Well, we did do all those things, went to a library to do some research while rolling coins around an giant iron wok Shirlie found, and also squashed in a taxi until we reached the Abdul Samad's crib. Air conditioned on the exterior walkways too! Yes!

But, i still had tution after it, and this must be the second time i ranted about this. Read the last post. Btw, he just gave us another 223 questions to do. No, proably breaking 300. I feel like quitting this tution.

My leg hurts now. And i like John Cena's 5 knuckle shuffle. Not that effective with the showing, but it's okay!

Oh, and fuck Matt Hardy for interupting the jeff vs edge match. Asshole! Jeff should have started jumping earlier.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Within Temptation and GoRemy!

I just did more youtube surfing on songs while completing my beserk tution teacher's homework of nearly 150 ++ maths questions which is clouding up my mind. This would proably be the equavilent of spamming a @#$%^^&**!! skill in wtf mode. KILLING SPREE!! the sentin-, sorry, scourge is OWNING!!

Its just plain ridiculous. And tomorrow or rather today, i have to get on a LRT to visit some (*ahem) BO*DOH sultan's place for sejarah project.
Okay, maybe not that BO*DOH, but isn't them who contributed to the brits invading Malaya in the first place? Oh well.....

Anyway, here are the videos:
Within temptation's Angel and GoRemy's rap on milk, and also Darth Vader conducting a Storm Trooper orchestra. I'm pretty sure you know which one is which :)
By the way, there's also a rap on the large hadron collider, remember the hyper long sciencefest antimatter proton colliding thingmachine? Hahaha. Just type in Large Hadron Rap into youtube.






Pn loo is teaching us about reproduction now. She just showed the class a video of a foetus developing and mothers with their tummies exposed, of course rubbing them, rubbing them....
It looked kind of sick and annoying (no offence yeah).

There was a heart of the baby pumping blood out too. Like, squeeze! bloop! the blood fows out like when you squeeze a water baloon, and suddenly it pops at the bottom and water comes out.

Anyway, here's another random youtube vid from the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He's talking about how bad this mckids game is. His channel is JamesNintendoNerd.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Les computas de youtube

All i do is party, hah hah hah haa

All i do is party, hah hah hah haa


Do you like techno? I still think the prodigy is much more intresting though.



by the way, did you know that the human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m)?

No wonder they say its high pressure. I remember reading about actresses squirting their milk across the room when they were pregnant. Boob party!



I'm just bored.

Yes, its actually a commerical. But a nice one.




Zameer?



With him, wrestling isn't just wrestling.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Oh Yesssss!




LIVERPOOL 4 - MAN UNITED 1




Suck on that, MU fans! You all SUCK! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! (*Repeat evil soundbite) Not much huh Leslie, right? Yeah, nooothiiiingggg.

If there are people ranting about how most of it was penalties, Mu's only goal was also a penalty. And, liverpool scored one past MU sans penalty. You will never walk aloone.....

Now sidetrack back say one day, and shiwen just flung the ball into the air and it fell down back onto a car. Luckily the owner was still sleeping. Minor LOL.
Forward!
We are now shooting hoops, with me trying to pump in the **** goal. Balls went head to head and knocked each other off, and bounced away normally.
Except though, Stanley's magical shot.
After tombstoning me on the head it knocked down Daniel to the floor. The dog lover had been enticing dogs earlier and it had taken a real intrest in Fatboy. It started humping him.

Yes, it started humping him! Its little red tube of a weird dick popped out and dog did a humping motion after pawing on daniel's back. It was dog animal porn. YOUR TURN NOW ! * replay evil soundbite.

We didn't quite play a match today because we were too busy getting getting daniel to get humped by the dog again and getting the dog to hump daniel so we could take a video of it. Its on stanley's phone now, so i can't post it. Shiwen took some pictures of its dick too! Sick. In a bad way.

Ah, nothing else. the endo:




Random video to watch... :)Spanish baby!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
(HOMER SIMPSON SHAKING MIDDLE FINGER MOVE)
GO GO LIVERPOOL!
you will never walk alone.

Pop Shuvit is jamming their "fly with us roll with us..." song down people's ears from one u now...

Oh, they just stopped. Now breakeven on joli's blog is playing.

I'm still alive but i'm rarely breathin'...

I'm fallin to pieces....

I don't remember what, if anything, that i wanted to blog about now. Guess my brain's fried a bit after being blasted with music while i did Pn.Cheah's science. I have a little sneaking suspicion that i'm the only one doing it. And yeah, i just remembered i haven't passed up my other papers.
i'm now watching a youtube video of a Supra constantly overtaking a Lambo murcielago. The lambo people had a wtf??? look on their faces everytime the supra went ahead with some kind of high compressed air sound. Wooooooshh!
The youtube videos are back to speed, luckily, after being eXXXcrutiatingly slow.

Balau has just got back some results, and i guess simplicity is THE best. Why? in science, i beat ben yew to two marks in a question. And the magic two words were: By. Contraction. Simple right? Meeean while, benyew wrote"The lungs ***************************************** ************************************************************************************ *******************." That was quite how long his answer was.
*time for mocking laugh* AAAAHahahahaha! But, he still got higher marks than me...
Maths was even better. he got two for the construction while i got three! And the best part was that i hadn't even finished off the 120 deg line, only the construction line were there. This time though, he got lower than me. It's a Zhichung first! Yes! amazing and unexpected :)

Tokio hotel's monsoon was nice, so what bout the other songs? this is a nice number in between all these bands we have now, much like the script.
BANDS TO LISTEN TO: Skybombers, and also, Deathstars.



I hate numbers.

I hate numbers.

I hate numbers.



I still hate numbers.

especially the ones on my chinese paper.

Gambateh. study harder, exercise harder
this year

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Scenes

In the room where we wore our skates: Me, benji and jon.

after we finished wearing our skates

zhichung: "Autobots, roll out!"
Jon and ben: "Hahah, what the hell?"

Entering the rink, stepping onto the ice

zhichung: "Autobots, fall down!
Jon and ben: "Ahahahaha!"
and they said something else i forgot...





9:30 in the morning- we went to skate on ice in sunway, with justin, lydia, josep, Joli, THE Shiwen, benjamin, jon, bin hao. The friendster sign is still on the coffee outlet!

Bin hao came extra early and was waiting at mcdonald's Apparently the rink was somewhere below there, with a "JACKIE CHAN SPORT-WELCOME TO MY CLUB" banner in oorangge draped on the opposite.

We went to the reception centre, and had confusion thrown in during paying of course!
GUESS OUR BILL:
What was that? 100? nope, sorry.
150? still no, but closer;
Its 202 ringgit.

Effingly expensive, that is. And the boots were annoyingly plasticky and not flexible. Couldn't they have made it out of a few parts of rubber. This is adding to my "Reasons why ice skating is dumb" list. :)

We stepped onto the icey rink after tightening the boots really hard. Oh yeah, the blades werent that sharp after all. One more to the reason why the shoes shouldn't be plastic. I, and possibly those who hadn't skated before wasn't expecting how the blades would react to the ice and had to keep grabbing and slamming into the barrier.

Halfway through, i started getting the hang of it. We went to rest for a while and stood around with our boots on. Except me, jon and benji though. Milo freeze was nice, but OOver priced

Joseph got a call from hannah, she said she was coming. Impromptu twist, yeah? I waved my arms with gloves like landing strip lights. She couldn't here what we were saying in the rink through the barrier =D We had to type. Justin invented a sign language sign saying: I AM GOING HOME" We kept doing that and laughing.

Sushi king had a couple of similarities with the rink. First: We were there. And secondly: Our bill wass..... 200 dollars!! Yeah! which makes our total annoyingly and very sadly 400 dollars.

Aiyh...

Oh yeah, Good for you justin! Sure there will be more chances for you. Sure too it will turn out good. Yeah!




Last minute sound bites:

Do not use your handphones in the ice skating rink, yeah?
-Ice rink DJ

Friday, March 6, 2009

Realization: The End

6th of march- don't forget its my birthday
(how could we forget when it's pasted over our screens when we enter your blog?)

So, we spent shiwen's birthday at the pizzahut next to 7-1. We finished one big and one small pizza, though i couldn't eat the small one as it had beef. We delayed slightly, as Liwen and Joli went back to school. They later came back while Lydia came a little later. Of course, they had to make fun about she and justin, trying to get her to sit next to justin.

We sat there waiting and chatting, and started to feel hungry. After two times of suspecting the pizzas on the counter was ours, Liwen finally decided to ask the cashier, or whatever his job is. It was ours, Damn it. But, with pizza hut's initutive box design, it was hot! Yes!

What do people do when they are full and are sitting around a table of friends with hidden hyperactive imagination? They flip coins and round objects to and fro, until, of course, it fell into a cup of colesaw. The coin was taken from shiwen's magically influenced cup, which gave him a ten cent coin in the bottom of the cup. Happy BIRTHHHDAAAY shiwen!

We stopped over at atria to get baking supplies, after Liwen changed. I, jon and joli were the only others left, but we met up with justin and joseph later on.

The girls started mixing in joli's house while telling us to help, which of course we paid attention to but then wandered off into another world because we were clueless. We ended up jumping up and down for a short time making the menu on liwen's phone bounce when we could just shake it, and creating a instrumental song on liwen's phone. Justin found the motion sensor drums too.

The first batch got burnt, so they put in another. Then, we went to a "stanley" park, whatever it is, and played with the exercise thingies there. It rained,aso we went back and saw a Kevinator truck on the way and chased it to get a photo of the sign.

Hmm... I will update more then, tonight.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Doomsweek: 3 Days Left!

Yeah!!

Now to get going on geo and chinese. Damn.

shit shit shit, lag like shit

First and foremost,
Happy Birthday Plastic Man!/Tim Sim!
May your spine bend back into place faster.


Secondly,
Schoolware sucks.
How many more dumb ideas can they come up with?
Like racing a sperm out of the penis with dice?
What The Hell, man.
Plain sick and dumb. Screw Hishamuddin and his staff! Incompetent bastards.
Wonder what game they are going to come up with the vagina.

Exams tomorrow, and i haven't finished geografi.
AAAAAAAAIIIYAAAAAHHH!!!


I can't wait!
OOooh WoooOOh
I can't wait!
(Till exams are over)

-Akon (I can't wait)