monkey faced apes.

Like, hello? Doesn't any1 is leaving comments? maybe u all hvnt seen this, but really, i can write.

Anyway, enough of this. I just asked my class, and they said yes, only that i don't have a title. im proably too lazy to do this too.

I am a seriously forgetful person (hence the picture, maybe someday i WILL walk into a drain..)
Once i went into the car to look for my medicine, and couldn't find it. When i came out of the car,
I forgot about it n went to do sumthing else. A sum1 said to eat ginko bilboba, or sumthing like that. What is it anyway?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out in the air? (Why's that, daniel? You do have a dog..) Thats kind of stupid. Did you try it b4?
Anyway, lets think. Our minds are churning.

HA! this is stupid. Does Your breath stink? You know you should eat that wrigley's chewing gum, take you GF into a ferry wheel(you know, the ones that does a circle, carrying you high up in the air in a glass carriage) blow mist into the window and draw a heart for her. She would smell in the toxic fumes, and turn into godzilla, she-hulk or sumthing.

Story time!

The She-Hulk, angered by the smells of her boyfriend's mouth, plunges her humongous fist into the fragile glass. the glass broke into pieces, flying outward. Below, hundreds of people are staring up at the she-hulk, the glass falling right in the middle of their eyes, spurting blood 2 meters up into the amazement-filled air, landing back splat onto their faces. But,alas, the poor folk doesn't realize as they are held in their by her boobs!

Hows that for a story? It isnt much though, although you little beings will gawk at this!!
Hahahaha!

Okay okay im sorry, i shouldnt be so lansi, im not that good either. But please comment. maybe i will get the story to be good, i will be famous, and guess what? all of you will get a mention!

Win-win, eh?

Yeah, do you think so? Cause nearly all blogs have stories, n im just writing crap. Please comment. If u do not know me, or how well i can write, you can refer to my other posts. Soon i will be adding a drawn picture of me asking this.

Comment!!

Oh yeah, and give me ideas about this i really need a topic

Maybe i should be writing real stuff. Stuff that does happen around me. Not that nothing has.

So, today is a saturday. But my school had replacement class, and of cos few bothered coming. One class had so little that we needed to 'gabung class'. It was quite boring so i went to ponteng and went to the bacaan class for a while. There i saw the choral speakers fooling on the pavillion, and i ended up there.

A little kid and his baby brother was down there while a stranger that looked like she was gonna kidnap us with that usual criminal look, like, "come here boooyy, i got summ sweets fo' you!!!! Rrrrrahahahahaha!!"

"Why do you look like that?" asked the little boy.

"What?" asked the stranger, teeth baring and dripping with saliva, falling on her shoe and into her socks. It was Green!

"Did you had a car crash? Or did picasso drew you?" replied the little boy, oblivious to the danger he was in. His baby brotherwas standing by him, eyes open and staring dumbly with a 'huh?' look on his angelic face.

Shi Wen and Jonathan were walking like zombies.

Daniel was dancing the samoa tribe dance, tounge hanging out.

I was building sum thing . i think it was a space rocket. (i saw some plastic that said 'rocket fuel')

Okay, i got carried away. I know i have gone too far and talked too much trash. But anyway, we werw just playing a fool around there, like throwing shuttlecocks until it caught on fire bcos of friction.

Hannah, shuwen and melanie was pushing us to go back to class so eventually we did.
We nearly got busted when pn. magaret came in already. Luckily a girl was coming back frm collecting the chinese books and we used her as cover.

Then the rest of the day went normal.

Hey! I just wrote something true!

Brace yourself! 2morrow, the world will shut down and not a single light will be seen at night. Please, please, PLEASE do not ride the water slide at your local swimming pool cause when u step on the slide, u will slip, hit your head on it, bounce back and fall down dickfirst onto the rail.

ANDDDD, if there isnt a power shortage tomorrow, you will jump up and down with joy and hit the celing fan's blades, cutting your head off. Eventually, your head will plop right back in and you will live. But because, again, you are on the stairs railing,your head will pull you down and land you on your .... yes,that's it, ..... again.

I haven't said why this is happening, if you do realize it. Okay, so a cockroach crawled into the station and got shocked by a thousand watts of pure electricity!!! Hence, the ultimate mutatetion is realized, it is the ................. (drumroll) THE SUPER ROACH!!!! (background:ta-daaa)

And yes, it ate the power cables.

But all is not lost! No, superman didn't come,he was figuring out why ppl r laughing at his undies.

What happened then?

The bug got shocked by the electricity, of cause!
[Don't ask me how]

Proably none of this will happen.
You can complain anyway to tenaga nasional and say that, "zhiiiichung said there was a power shortage!! how come dun have one?? I just wasted RM1049 by not attending my online therapy session! My house also caught on fire cos my pussy son put candle everywhere!!"

You really need that therapy session.

malaysia is gonna snow, and sea levels r goin to rise!!! Makes no sense does it? okay, when the north pole(the one on top ,dunnowhich one) melts, a chunk of ice is gonna plunge down the surface of the earth and hit india or the one with pulau jawa(i dunno, just somthing beneath malaysia) , and tilt the earth upwards!! Yeah, amazing isnt it? now u can tell ur geo or science teacher this, and they will tell u to eat shit, cause u read it from zhi chung's blog. Ha Haha!!!!!!