Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New year, new year!

Yeah, we are split up, but we are still in the same school right? Thats what recesses are for, i guess.

What to do.....

I went to 1 u with my family for the fireworks show. The fireworks was just starting when we got there. The fireworks were impressive, with huge blooms of fire covering the night. The usual smoke was there too, luckily it didn't make my nose itch. there were also pillars of gold colour sprouting from the sides, once in the air. The ending was a massive load of fireworks fired up in rapid succession.
("Argh..Too much sound...Ahhhhh!! Frickin' pyromaniacs!")
It lasted for quite long, maybe 14+ minutes, with red blue green and yellow flashing in our eyes, while the sound came next. I could kind of feel the vibration... huh.

So, 2009, hm? Well, i finally got to number 3 on the blacklist now, and, the best part is that I GOT ALL THEIR CARS!!!! Wuah-hahahahahh! AAAA-hahahahah!! GUAAAAAH- hahahahaaah!!
At least, not all, but all the STRONG ones. From blacklist 6 (Lambo) to number three, who's driving a Aston Martin (James Bond!) , complete with "Kiss Me Im Irish" spreaded over the back. (?) Number 4's Dodge Viper's faster though. [201 mph pass a speedtrap!)

I'm planning on GTA 4 for 2009 and the COD daniel just gave me. Go Garena!

RESOLUTIONS:
1. Pump MORE MORE MORE!
2. blacklist no. 1, gta4, wwe'09, cod5 and the new nfs
3. Get abs
4. Wish happy birtday to everyone this year
5. Find more stunt videos
6 Find more funny videos too.
7. Draw more pictures with the computer
8. Be less sarcrastic (to my family)
9. Find a better template
10. get photostudio for my new computer

How much RAM i got on my new computer?
4GB baby!
Yeaah baby yeaah!(Austin powers, 1,2 and 3)

Friday, December 26, 2008

Once again, the stupidity...

Again, without any telling ME and my SIBLINGS, my father suddenly made a weird decision to go back to penang TODAY.

Seriously, why doesn't he tell? And when i ask him he says, " I don't want to waste any more time answering this question."

So, this is me, to you: You bloody idiot of an asshole.

Weird.

Oh well.....

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Jingle bells, jingle bells...

I don't know any other Christmas songs except for this one. If only santa was real, and Buddhists have an equivalent of santa, huh?

I'd like the red ps2 on the shelves of that store, its a unique colour. And a PS3 for littleBIG planet! It looks fun! On the trailer he is always dancing around with his tounge hanging out.

Sackboy!





Mind control is said to have influenced some kidnapping of people and whatsoever. They are usually associated with songs and some time back in my family, the KFC(cough, ARTIFICIAL, ahem) commercial. My mother said that, after my baby cousin watched it, he wanted to eat their artificial chicken.

So, today, this sounds like a report released by the health ministry.
Ahem.
Cabal is, to me a relatively BORING game. And yet, my brother and so many other people are stuck to this relatively BORING game. Okay, so my brother might not be an accurate source because he gets addicted to whatever he like real fast and real deeply.
If people get addicted to Maple Story its probably because of the characters. The song is light and gives the game a fun feeling, unlike CABAL, the RBG(RelativelyBoringGame), not RPG.

I mean, give the song theme for the bloody ice map a listen. (NaNaNaNaNaah, Naa Naa naa na nahh (x) indefinitely.
Yeah, its soothing, and actually quite nice when heard on its own. But it makes the gameplay feel boring, more with the slow rate that the characters walk.

I just got my sister hooked onto NFS most wanted! Thats something, huh?







:D
new year's coming, get that WWE 2009 and the PS2 multi-controller adapter out!


Monday, December 22, 2008

AaaHa! Fire in the hole!

Because of this layout darkening out the pictures for some unknown reason or possible technical errors, I am thinking of deleting this nice, artsy, really nice (to me) layout.

Counting down, from: now, 2138 hours, 32 seconds.

So, as to the title, Warcraft has mines, bombs, rockets and even sucide bombers! (In the name of the tree!- i.e. in dota, where if you are human you defend a tree)

And the sucide bombers come running to you homo-ly saying, "I am your friend!"

Thank god for cheats, though, as they bring happiness to the world (at least, to me). I like the invulnerability (long eh) code in dota, when you kill other heroes - (DOUBLE KILL! TRIPLE KILL! UN-STOPPABLE! HO-LY- SHIT!(someone kill him!)

Admit that you people who play dota like that. It just makes you smile .






:)

Saturday, December 20, 2008

We Are Lazy!

Since the hols started, all of us proably stopped updating that often, since we are more used to eat, sleep and play.

So, update on:
Belated Birthdays- Daniel & Julyn (whom i found a cake shop with the same surname near daniel's house) and whoever's birthday which falls on december that i can't remember.

I just played Dota, still just played, so i don't know whether its as boring or not, like shiwen and ben says. I think its supposed to be played against someone alive.

Need for speed most wanted- getting ready for blacklist 5! I just got the pink slip to a Gallardo (GAY-ar-Do).
Bleach- They can wear sunglasses and huge chains like rappers do!

The trip to Australia- still trying to find the file of pictures through the load of hard disk shit.

Uhh...

Here they are anyway!



"Wooooaaaahh! Carrots!" " Huh?"



Full-sized booty, please



Same car, same plates, proably rented from the same company too!



"What? You don't like the food? Well, screw you."



Soooooopermann!



Save it and zoom in for utterly crazy expression



Rappa's unite! Feel the shining hand!



Unique holes in rocks by the sea



Don't destroy them! They are protected by the government and you could get sued!




More pictures later!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Executing WHAT?

Werk, werk

Peons in Warcraft are saying that when you tell them to build. I still haven't played DoTA yet.

Other than that, while waiting:

Need for speed most wanted (BLACK EDITION - life is tough) - which i have actually played until blacklist 6, which got corrupted when i used the frickin' cheatdisk.
Now im on blacklist 10, the guy with the Porsche.

Typing this blog.

MSN

Revision. Yes, "WHAT THE HELL?!!!" . My mother is forcing me to do this because "PMR is 9 MONTHS away only!

WRC evolution (rally game)

Grand theft Auto san andreas

.....and occasional bouts of Gran Turismo.

Oh yeah, does my blog look artsy? I lost the Cbox though and the blog counter, now i remember.
Nevermind, i still remember! 2,680 hits and counting!

okay... im finally deleting the stale polls that have been hanging around for like eternity.

DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF AND YOUR LIFE?
7 people hate themselves, 19 people say, HELL YEAH!, 17 more emo people like it sometimes, 3 want to be another person (who leh?), 14 people say okay and another 14 say 50-50.

Now, for the next.
DO YOU THINK IM HOT?
3 people thinks im hot, 8 people not and other think they are hotter.

Fuck this anyway!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Stupid title.

I just remembered... in australia when i was in the zoo, i saw emu's, ducks and kangaroos. The emu's make some sort of noise in their stomach, and it sound like a person imitating the sound of drinking water, only a little deeper. Its weird. It also shits out wet sloppy shit. And the ducks near to it DUG THEIR BEAKS INTO THE SHIT LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO TASTE IT. gROSS.

But one good thing i remember about the ducks is this scene: A duck is walking down the path. It suddenly extends its wings and flaps across a sleeping kangaroo, waking it. The wind from its wings blow up the sand and it flies away.

By the way,I tag the plp on my list.Make sure no 1 is your name...

1.Zhichung the Great
2.ShaoWen the Smart
3.Jerrica the smile
4.Jonathan in a mental hospital
5.JoLi Sitting on a rainbow!
6.Liwen
7.Shirlie the onion
8.Joseph of the short
9.ShiWen burns himself
10.WeiSiang the rock
11.Jiawei mustatch
12.XiuPei
13.Timothy
14.DanielOng
15..Jia Gin
16.
17.
18.
19.
20


1.How did u meet 2
Form 1

2.What would you do if u never met 14?
less one fun being in my time

3.What would you do if 12 and 5 dated?
Hm.

4.Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
Haha, never !

5.Describe 3
Ms. Happy4ever

6.Do you think 8 is attractive?
....I'm a dude. But, on the other side, no.

7.Tell me something bout 7
She loves Avril !

8.Do you know nething bout 13's family?
He has a really smart father

9.What is 15's fav?
Granma XXX

10.What would u do if 11 confesses that she likes u?
*mouth agape

11.What language does 15 speak?
English la..........

12.Who is 9 goin out with?
he's obviously going out with himself since he thinks he's so hot..............

13.How old is 18?
Since the day i typed it down

14.When was the last time u talked to 19?
*sighs Fuck it

15.Who is 4's fav singer?
Hahaz, he barely remembers the song's name...... (if josep says so, cause i copied nearly all

16.Would you date 10?
Y does these questions just pop up ? I'm a DUDE !

17.Would you date 20?
i like real people

18.Is (1) single?
Yeah......

19.What is 7's last name?
Chong

20.Would you consider being in a relationship with 19?
I don't think so. nope.

21.What school did 3 go to?
SKTM

22.Where does 2 lives?
some Apartment

23.What's your fav thing bout 5?
She'll laugh like crap

24.What dya think bout (1)?
Wth........He's a dude.

25.What do 2 and 7 have in common?
They study chinese.....sad people like me and other people taking chinese (UNLIKE JOSEPH WHO PULLS OUT!)

26.What special qualities does 17 hv in ure life?
We'll stay up late nomatter what to watch football

1. The last person who tagged you is:
shiwen
2. Your relationship with him/her is:
kawan:)
3. Your impression of him/her is
Big frog
4. The most memorable that he/she has ever done for you
Don't know and don't give a damn
5. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever said to you
Nothing memorable,Just a load of crap
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will
Not gonna happen!
7. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she will have to improve on
Not gonna happen!
8. IF he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be
Not gonna happen!
9. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is
Send him to a spelling class
10. Your overall impression of him/her is
Big Frog
11. How do you think people around you feel about you?
Me.
12. The character you love about yourself is
not being shiwen
13. On the contrary, the character you hate about yourself is
losing muscle
14. The most ideal person you wanna be is
RICH.
15. Pass the quiz on to 6 people that you wish to know how they feel about you

1. daniel (fatty fat fat )
2. joseph
3. zhi chung
4. shirley onion chong
5. jerrica (little gal)
6. jo li


16. Who is number 6 having a relationship with
Look at the birfd!! Itchs Flhying!!! :)
17. What is number 2 studying about?
how to become tall :) shorty
18. When was the last time you had a chat with number 3?
on the contary, i dont talk to myself
19. Does number 1 have any siblings?
1 bro and 2 sisters
20. Will you woo number 3?
OOooh, myself?
21. What is the surname of number 6 ?
wong
22. What is the hobby of number 4?
pealing onions
23. Where is number 2 studying at?
Smk DJ
24. Talk something casually about number 1
he is a friend and who is very fat and short btw slim down :)
25. What colour does number 4 like?
red cause onions are red XD
26. Is number 1 and number 5 best friends?
my mouth is shut tightly locked it up and trew the key away ;\
27. How did you get to know number 2?
Last year in 1 cengal
28. Does number 1 have any pets?
2 dawgs.

I just don't feel like typing and the 1U store just went out of need for speed undercovers.
So, i will just leave the template like that and maybe change it.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Jet-packed!

9:00 - Arrived at my house. But, because of fate's arrangements, I will be running off to Penang this afternoon. Maybe i will be able to pick up some stray signals and hopefully, those people will let me in on their INTERNET.

Look out for my mini wombat and pop-eye (literally, no spinach) penguin!

Typing with the free wireless access in Changi Airport. I'm dry and i need water.

I like the airport! Now if australia and singapore were to merge with Malaysia, dream country mann.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Damn the title.

I'm flying off to Australia today, and will touch down at Melbourne some time later, i dunno. I hope its not too chilly cause the last time i went to someplace cold i had to keep on sniffling. Sunny weather, follow me, to Australia!

Right now there's some ling zhao guy stalking me. His email is agent-cn@gmail.com. WTF leh. He says his father's got a website: http://www.agent-cn.com/index.php . Sounds like a scam? Maybe. Help me find out? Thanks.

AUSTRALIA.
KANGAROO.
DOWN-UNDER.
NOT ENOUGH WATER.

Well at least i killed one person during the game, out of eight times dying....
The i was a medic, and got shot while healing somebody.
FUCK YOU!!!
Quite fun though, any takers for the game? I got it in my pendrive.








Now its downloaded, up and running, the only thing not right is that i keep dying and the server keeps jamming up.

Hope i can get better!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Revenge!!

The computer whined like a fire engine when i switched it on, then booted up the program. I still don't know why it does that, but i don't think its anything serious.

Yesterday was shooting hoops as usual,but only me, justin, shiwen and bin hao made it to daniel's house. I was with justin and daniel's brother Joshua this time, halfway through Justin had to go back for his sudden piano lesson. Joshua did most of the scoring (jump, hang, shoot!) while i lay the course out for him and catched his missed shots. Next time i AM going to really need to learn from him. We beat them 11- something maybe about half or more.

We watched spongebob squarepants again, and a madagascar christmas special with the penguins and a dog that sounded like patrick. We watched Daniel playing Fifa 09 and some other really random stuff. Shiwen's father donated chickens so we had lunch there and insulted the teachers.

We went home at 4:30. I watched the Madagascar movie at night. As we all know, they got stuck in Africa, after their plane ran out of fuel.
"Skipper, we may be out of fuel." "What makes you think that?" "Well we just lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."

"Passengers, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are landing now. The bad news is we are crash landing. Thank you for choosing Penguin Air!"

I think i will give it three stars out of five, a typical movie. I just played Bleach this morning, and i really hate it when my oppenent keeps dodging away from me.
So,
MY OPPONENTS = NO BALLS/PUSSIES/FREAKS
Hahah.



Cookie monster.
We have forgotten it, haven't we?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Grimy StickY

This morning, basketball again. But this time, we ran quite a lot, so all of us was quite tired by the time we finished the two matches.
The first pair up was me, daniel, shiwen and bin hao. We led stanley justin and josep, plus daniel's brother joshua later in the match 11-10 (half court maa)
The next was the opposite, me with stanley and company while Joshua and daniel got with shiwen and bin hao. This time though, we losed 11-3. Very bad luck, dammit. Daniel's brother jumped very high and caught a lot of balls during both matches, and I think it has something to do with his shoes... I am going to wear mine and see if it works. NEXT TIME, DANIEL!! (and bin hao, shiwen and joshua....I'm gonna get'cha!)

Now my legs are just tired. Me and stanley were the only ones left, after everyone came back late with our air limau and went home. So we followed them back and watched retarded retarded animals rolling over half pipes on a tyre.

Don't we wish we could slam dunk. And all the chairs were stuck to concrete, while daniel said his chairs would break if we jumped on it.



Inspiration.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Asshead retarded garbage!

I know, i have said this over again and again, but damn, They are retarded!

Its my brother and sister actually.

First, my brother. He's a stupid computer freak and full time nerd. He wears his pants up high and his glasses low, instead when he should be doing the opposite. Right now he's selling some fking weapons on that Cabal game. He dosen't even need to look at it and he puts it to full screen, and i'm downloading something and need it constant. The fucker had logged off my profile for some shit reason, stopping the download. When the bastard went down i switched it to window mode, but the asshole didn;t listen to me again and didn't download it straight from the web, so it had problems when you switched it. So he comes up, sees it and starts crapping about me being stupid. The fucker couldn't even get as much A's in UPSR and he's calling me stupid? The computer jammed suddenly when he switched back, and he starts acting like he owns the thing. He didin't even fucking hell make a desicion about it. If you bought a computer from Dell recently, you will know. He shouts and nearly cries because of it, jumps around a bit. On other times he will really cry and lock himself in the bathroom. I feel like giving him a slap on his retarded face, knock him down and spit on that wasted piece of a living organism.

Now,my sister. My sister though, is getting more and more addicted to the computer and getting more annoying now. I mean lat time it was okay, but now, damn man. Pray god she won't follow my brother.

And also, pray god speed up my download so i can play it.

My eyes hurt from the blue coloured maze in the game...

Monday, November 17, 2008

The router WORKS.

I'm watching criminal minds now as i type this, downstairs!! Its slow, but hey, at least i got through the messenger and now, the blog.

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Well, does it look like an arrow? I've seen this on those game FAQs so i wanted to try it out, no that i've got nothing to do. Shiwen's spelling is still super cacated, while i've not going to many blogs .

Ooh it just got faster!
Not many updated huh?

Anyway, backtrack some 10+ hours, and we are at a basketball court. Yes, Daniel's basketball court (with joseph and jonathan) . Daniel's and mine foot bled a bit, but we both didn't know how it happened. Later, we took a wallet down only after many attempts. We started out by seeing it, sat down and scratched our heads. A basketball got it down a lot, but we were stuck. Then Shiwen got a bright spark, "Use a stick lah!" "Ya, hor, why we all so stupid one?" We took back a huge, really HUGE cut down branch like a battling ram. Turned out the stupid wallet is empty.

Mr. Lee somehow found Arvind and told him to join, but we were already back in the house. We washed our hands with daniel's high-powered hose. at that time, and shiwen 'accidentally' sprayed outside, to Arvind. He also accidentally sprayed his own father! Serious WTF suddenly. It was damn funny.

Later again, inside the house, daniel was getting roxy and copper to lick and smell Arvind.

Joseph: Arvind, Daniel's dog likes to smell you larh can you stand further !
Me: OMG Copper is licking its ......
Arvind : Its okay, my dog, Romeo likes to lick my cock everyday !
We all laughed even harder!
Arvind: Nonono i mean he likes to lick his own......!

I can't really remember what happened then, But, the best thing is,

MY ROUTER'S WORKING!

Finally.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The cars seemed faster that rainy day...

It was our last day of form 2, everyone was feeling ecspecially sad that day, cause Pork Datin wants to split us up in form 3. Everyone had known that by now, but form 3 is essentially the same people we know from form 2, just in different classes, thats all. Its a matter of when and where. Brightside!

No, i don't really like it either but what can we do? We have said various things but in the end we didn't take any action. What the hell anyway.

I will miss you all!

Saturday :
We played basketball at Daniel's again. It rained in the morning but the court wasn't so bad. I scored a few hoops too! ShiWen suddenly became pro today, he played quite well.
Daniel just bought a Nike ball, so he was quite happy and branded himself the"exitement star!!" everytime he couldn't score.

"Is he going to score? Is he going to score? OOOH NOO the ball bounced off!!"

We ended up calling Shiwen the Shining star! (means naked person) and The Excrement Star until he "pro-ed". Then the idiots called me the science star. WTF

"Get your phytha(something) theoreum correct! Must count properly!" "See he measure the distance and elevation properly then you score!"

Daniel got his internet up again, and his dog looked like he wanted to blowjob joseph. We played cards inside while daniel shot storm troopers and rode speedsters with his keyboard.
("I am rosdi, i can fly!")
We watched britney spear's Womanizer and later nigahiga's version of Crank Dat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh6xpck4OSQ

"SOULJA BOY SUCKS."
"I've got the new song for y'all called the camel toe!"

I got my my new computer today!! Its a dell, and it cost RM 2,226. It runs Vista and its annoying sometimes, but its damn fast.When i loaded it it tooklike less than 1 minute to be fully useable
And,
4GB RAM!!
Finally i can get on to play better games. I'm typing the text now on it, and my father bought a router too. We are still trying to get it to work. And i also hope uTorrent downloads faster. So i can play faster!!

Peace out, I hope there are more idiot teachers to make fun of, 2009.

Pork Datin, I don't give a damn if you expel me, but, you SUCK.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Tall, man!

UPSR came out today, and tomorrow my brother has this graduation thingy He scored 4 A's , well, good for him (I don't mean to lan si). My family went to body glove to get some black long pants. He said he couldn't wear jeans cause his teacher says so. What the hell?!! I wore them there, why not? Curiculum jackasses.

When we were walking there, i saw a HUGE foreigner in a black suit looking like Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear, save the curly hair. I saw him again at a photo shop. I kind of had this thought of going up to him saying, "Hey sir, nice to meet you, you look like Jeremy Clarkson!"

Some time later we reached past the cinema, I was looking at the screens and WHOA! Another tall person, a woman suddenly came up past the screens. She was really TALL like a supermodel or something.

Then some routine things happened, and so on and so forth. Yes , im holding back, later then, my father's coming for the computer .

O.o

Charlie the unicorn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4&feature=channel

Sorry, you've got to paste it. :)

That refers to daniel's xbox, yes, its still in the warehouse. Apparently the 'doctor' got into an accident and patah kaki after repairing daniel's. Bad luck, huh?

Today, we played basketball again. Shiwen sucked big time at catching and shooting while joseph got better and scored a few hoops. Then when the rain got heavy we went back and watched wrestle mania in daniel's house.

Its kind of violent actually, even though most of it is just acting, like when jeff hardy climbed up the ladder. The stupid asshole didn't reached up to take the fucking briefcase (the competitors were supposed to grab that) but he followed his brother's call and jumped from it. His brother Matt, had put Edge (another guy) on a ladder outside the ring, balanced in mid air. Jeff jumped from the ring(on his ladder) right onto Edge. The ladder broke into half and the asshole hurt his dick.

The eventual winner (Misterrrrr KENNEDY! ...... KENNEDEH...[Retarded]) seemed to have some brain damage. The announce was congratulating him, then got cut short by kennedy:

( "Congatulations, mr kennedy, you have-" "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BBLAH! I... (something about winning and other people growing eyes at the back of their head) ..... CAUSE I, MR KENNEDEH, IS NOW MISTAH MONEY INH THE BANKH. BAAAAANKHHH.)


The rain eventually stopped, and the court was damnned hell wet with puddles all over, we could only walk but not run. The ball slipped pass quite a number of times but luckily it was daniel's side not us. :p I scored this this time and daniel was so 'disappointed' that he threw himself into a puddle. He kept slapping his shirt on his body and showing of his nipples [daniel: "My entrance video!! -LADIESSS AND GENTLEMEN, please welcome, Daniel!! (Sprays water onto shirt and slaps it on)]

We did all sorts of random stuff after that, like shiwen hurling the ball across and us trying to catch it.
Playing on the playground and feeling the vibration on the metal when you hit the base with the ball...
Trying to throw the ball in to the slide, without going near the slide...
Aiming at Shiwen's head with the basketball( I kena him Three Times in a row!!) Pity shiwen...
Swinging on the swings...
Going super fast on the wet slide (seriously damn fun, faster than normal)
Daniel's internet crashed after he let Akash control his computer (BEWARE, AKASH!!! O.o)
That was quite all of it ....
I dunno how to end this..

Monday, November 10, 2008

WE MUST BE STOOPID

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

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SOME SENSE

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. (Adolf Onedick?)]

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

Lol.... All of us are so clueless....


Well, digitally.
I was driving a car in this speed challenge in a game, and the road was something like a kampung road, except with tar and metal billboards plastered around it and some trees clared away. The car could not turn that well, and i missed that pole by, like a fraction of a cm.I crashed into another pole down the track, though.
So much for realism, the car smashed in at nearly 198 mph, and guess what? The ****ing pole didn't fall, and my ****ing car bounced off like some ****ing ball...O.o...WTF...

Anyway yesterday i went to 1U with some friends. When i saw them, JoLi and Liwen "had just walked from the Giant (now cold storage, they're under the same company) end to the TGV."
"And it was FUCKING clooosed!!!! My feet hurt." Sometime later we went to Ajisen. They had a short table like the japanese and some cushions for us to sit on. Shi wen saw a hole under the table, then only i realised. "For us to put our feet la, if not what??" (......) macam ni pun boleh...

We went to the yipee cup thing with the bubble tea across ajisen. We had fun sucking the pearls (or balck soft jelly balls, orr, bubbles!) and shooting them around. We messed the place up a bit, like the balls all stuck on the table and some on the chairs. (XD) Liwen tried to shoot shiwen but the bubble missed and went down the side of the chair ( the big connected to the wall variety). Pity the waiter.. :)

I quite forgot much of it actually.... Errrr...

RANDOM:
--Joli walked behind Clement cause he 'clears the way'.

--ShaoWen and Jerrica found a 'no fucking' graphic on a pin. The shop's name was 'Harder and Deeper'. O.o No wonder got the pin. They also couldn't take pictures in there.

--We sat too in front the cinema while watching James Bond. Everybody felt bored. (Stuupid Josep!! Xp) Not all his fault, though, the should follow the bond tradition and put more hot scenes and chases with his Aston. We only saw it ONCE!! More, please.

--I even felt like driving a Aston Martin. Too bad GTA dosen't include one.

--There was a cockroach in this 'Candy machine' toy in a shop. And i actually thought it was free and wanted to take one. Lucky lucky i saw.

--Shiwen kena duped buying mentos for 1.40, he paid 40 sen more.

--We left Josep!! and jerrica alone to wait for the shirt. (-Sorry!!)

--The movie damn potong laah.

Okayy....
Yay for me, i learned how to play chuo dai ti today!!! :D Justin josep shiwen and binhao bought me a nike bottle today. We had fun with them today, except, OF COURSE :D, SHIWEEENNN!!!
Daniel splasshed his dick while i sprayed his ass. He ended up looking like he got diarrohea and had peed in front, Lol hahahahahahahah!

Lets wait for tomorrow.

Dunno why i put that chicken little remix there. Think im staring to like it even more...

I wanna see Madagascar.

You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, and fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, just who you are-are.
So live your life,
You Steady Chasin that paper.
Just live your life
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life

NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN EMO POST. IN FACT, I'M PRETTY HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT SAD. YES, REALLY. I'M NOT KIDDING. SERIOUSLY. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT I WILL BE SAD? IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, MAN! OKAY, MAYBE YOU DON'T BUT I'M GONNA SAY AGAIN THAT I'M HAPPY.

(L.O.LZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WTH/F)

Okayy..... O.o

I just got some new games, and Bully (yes its a game) plays quite well. Its something like GTA but just with a schoolboy inside a school. The guy can't stop scratching his armpits and people go "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" when i press the fire extinguisher..O.o.. Damn, its just dry powder. My parents are out now, but im stuck with my bro and sis, now im waiting for them to finish their BLEACH battle on the playstation. I'm also going to try metal gear solid. Yeah i havent tried it before cause i made all the wrong choices back then. Damn. Well, its never too late to try.

The title is what i think, that you can't get all the good stuff in life at one go, or in my case, games. (So many good titles, so little time[and money]).

I think i'm going to get the new computer soon, so i'll wait to download all the titles. My dad had put it off until now. I'm going to pester him tonight.

K, i'm gonna play!

I don't really change the people to tag cause im just plain bored, but whatever.

Rules & Regulations:

-do not copy answers

-the tag questions must be 100% the same

-tag people after doing tag

-no tagging back tag:

1.Daniel

2.Joseph

3.Joli

4.Jerrica

5.Clement

6.Li'l Sam

7.Stanley

8.Ho Khai

9.Jia Gin

10.Lazy to think

1.How u noe 1?

2 balau.

2.wat would u do if u nvr meet 2?

Dunno

3.wat would u do if 3&4 dated u?

I don't mind...

4.would 5&6 make a gud couple?

Maybe?
5.do u think 7 is attractive?

Noooooo,,,,,,

6.Do u noe anything about 8’s family?

yeah, his parents sell food(: (fei fei belaka)

7.Tell me sumthing about 9

Can Really Talk

8.wat is 1’s fav past time?

XBox-ing, but come to think of it, maybe reading too

9.wat language does 2 speaks?

english, malay, chinese.....

10.who is 3 going out with?

li wen ( her best friend )

11.how old is 4?

fourteen la was in my class for... 4 years I think [ GROWing) sort of...

12.when was the last time u talked to 5?

yesterday

13.who is 6 fav singer?

Variety.

14.would u date 7?

If he was a girl

15.is 8 single?

yup but he dosent wana be

16.wat is 9 last name?

JG Davaidson

17.would u consider being in a relationship with 1?

good friend,neighbour?

18.which school does 2 go to?

DJ

19.wat do u like about 3?

Randomness

Today we had basketball at daniel's house. We got to see him operate his new phone and the two flash bulbs at the back (WTH). I long time tak main, so i was kind of suckish during there. Nothing much happened, though. After that we went to daniel's house for water and headed of again, but this time we got a football and played streetball. It was daniel, bin hao and shiwen versus me, justin and j.Loh. I was on the losing side, i remember but we didn't pay much attention to the score. it could have been more intense though, but we went back to the shortest goalkeeper ever's house. Daniel's Xbox overheated, so we settled for spongebob and some randow shows on nick-something-whatever. We watched the episode where spongebob couldn't get out of the treehouse, and were flung into the forest because of sQuidward. They were stuck with a "magic" clam shell that talks (in a pull-the-string way) that tells them what to do. While sQuidward looks for food, they just sit there and food literally drops out of the sky from a malfunctioning airplane carriying "picnic supplies". huh.

Now im just randomly surfing, and im still waiting to try out the games i bought. By the way, whats the best downloader for games? Tell me Quick, cause im about to download some big games.

Friday, November 7, 2008

What do i put here?

Dunno lah today, it actually feels kind of boring. Maybe its just the lack of games or too much time trying to link up the garena shit.
Now im listening to some cabal sound effects with my brother cos we've got nothing to do...
(Swhing! Swhing! Whirrrrrrrrrrrrr!)

Anyway, heres Jerr's tag.
(sorry so late!)
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Rules : choose 3 friends and describe something about them . then , tag 5 people . can tagback the people that you describe (if you want) ....


number1: Daaaaniel and Bin hao
The pengawas and the gangster. Odd, but, both are friendly and funny, and.... Daniel's fat!!!!

(bin hao: Ha, see puan wong i leave my hair long long for you to see! Longer than my eye-brow summore!)

(daniel: See? I told you! I say its the Condition Zero one you dun wan to listen! Stupid zhi chung! [Yalah yalah i noe lah] Stupid zhi chung!......Stupid zhi chung! [ Shut up larr daniel!!] Stupid zhichung!



number2: Wei Siang
Errrrr........Dunno........Maybe its******...........Dunno...........
The essential kancheong greying Clement that everyone likes, his messages always have lots of dots (as above) and we like to look at his white hair. Sitting at the backmost row in class he still manages to pay attention and is really helpful, although sometimes blur.....
....................... grey hair!! Haha!

number3: THE JL's :D
Well for some reason, or god's destiny, all the people i know who has the initials "JL" are quite intresting characters. Joli (blahblahblah FARK balahblahblah), funny, easy going and easy-laughing and sometimes sick girl along with liwen makes quite a presence in us.
Jerrica and Julyn (Married? O.o), both can't stop smiling. Jerrica has quite some hidden talent in her (photography and console games!!) while Julyn talks really quickly and a good sense of
humour and crazyness. Joseph and jonathan also are quite good in ber-sakai-ing and Jonathan has some crazy pranks in his mind while joseph has retarded hair. (LOL)

RULE : Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things / habits / little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits /things / little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.No TAG backs!
(i dont really know what the tag means but, whatever :)

ONE: I like my toy lion and i keep it by my bedside.

TWO: I'm scared of ghosts

THREE: I got some kind of mini flu when i don't eat my medicine (GMC Mega Teen! Costs damn
hell lot, like 95 dollars.

FOUR: I think toturing cute animals is funny.

FIVE: I like watches and cars. and phones. and pretty much anything that looks good to me.

SIX: I like to think that im an artistic person, no? haha :)

SEVEN: I hate some black people, but NOT ALL of them! I support Oblimey.

EIGHT: I have a great big white bear that may be just a little shorter than huimin (sorry!)

NINE:I always try to save a lot of money until i think that i have saved the most and can't stop eating cause i think it will "fill up" what i've saved

TEN: I like to imitate people, especially my Ultra L A M E parents. (My mum: Arms waving, eyes open, " Cannot like that!!" Lame Suckshit O.o)

ELEVEN:I call elizabethan (Shakespear) english " funny english".

TWELVE: I like WWE wrestling moves. ( Hardy JUMPS! Oooh, that got him right on target!)

THIRTEEN. I get annoyed by all this long, long, long ttttttttaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggssss.

FOURTEEN: I had a stitch on my head cos it got banged by a swing during primary.

FiFTEEN: Fuck this. Oh yeah, Mama Mia is LLLAAAAMMMEEEE.

People to tag:
Daniel
Li wwwen.
JoLi
Clement
SHI wen.
Stanley

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Does this even need a title??!!!

YESSSSS!!!! Its finally the end of our exams, and although i dont really feel like writing a post with all this hyphy feeling i just need too!!

I havent took a bath and im still hungry but im at the computer, but whatever man!!!!

Can't wait for tonight!

And tomorrow!

As well as sunday and basketball!!

Monday, November 3, 2008

The Countdown Begins

It's been a week plus now, and guess what? The time passes so fast you forget that it has been that long. It's THREE days LEFT now, people!!!

Rally on! Three days will pass very fast.

Well, thats gwen stefani.

Its not really 4 in the morning, but its 1:12 as i am typing.

.................................

Okay i've got nothing to say.
I was playing thos game called boxhead where you kill all these box-zombies that are trying to kill you including a few big, bad, red devils, you have a pistol and other guns you'll get along the way. Even though its quite simple, its quite fun! Try it!

I'm gonna go to sleep soon, and i'm gonna play another game b4 i go, so sorry, i will do the tags maybe after exam... (:P)

--
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-:: ZhiChung was screaming, "Die zombies die!" ::
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GRHHHHHHH
EXAM CANNOT TAHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KHB is soooo boring

Happy belated Justin!! (Mo-Vern)
Lol. The chinese can keep coming up with any kind of names, and funny people too!
[Your trademark "Who___ ___ ___ ___ you? No larr, just kidding." XP ]

Justin's mum made a cheesecake, and it was like nice, like one you would buy from a high end cake store ( Yeah i didn't know how to spell secret rece-whatever) and lots of pizza and also made jelly! Wow! We lurve to cook!
Before we went to his house, he booked the badminton court and we played there lah. Then, after the cakes and stuffing ourselves, we played ping pong and football. We kept hitting the ping pong ball too hard cause we didin't know how to play, and i stood far from the table, like those speed players, then only i can hit. Lol.

Then after it was football, and i scored three times!! Well, actually it somehow deflected off the wall and went in the goal, but it still counts right!?? Hahaha.

then we went back, i had to study (Diu!!) damn boring and so on and so forth.... i finished my sceince and geo, now im reading my khb, thats why going to sleep already...

Anyway,

____
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JUSTIN!!!!!
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Sorry for the boredom...

Yeah, well its exam and i onli can curi-curi main, so i wont be updating. I hate exams.

If you read the star, see the frontpage. the tiger nicky got mated with another named "Dido". Damn gay and WTF lar, it spells like dildo only. Why that name?

Anyway, good luck in all your exams, see you soon!

Monday, September 29, 2008

1 thousand!!!

Today is monday, i've got nothing to do.
I woke up, read finish a book, ate icecream, ate instant mee and mcdonalds and finally a chocolate. The wrapper was gold and it was "chocalate with a slab of mint". I like the after eights better. I'm going to get that when i go to australia.



The chocolate



Moneh moneh moneh! dropping in my tummeh!!



i kena the stairs last time, see it looks like a tick!

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I took like damn long to find them in my mum's phone cause my stupid lala asshole sister took so many pics of the hamsters, food, birthday cake, her stuffed toys and, her UGLY FACE. Fk her laaa!!!.....

Camp rock's we rock SUCKS. Really Really Sucks.

"
Raise your ass up in the air and hump
We're finding our voice following our dreams
Cause We suck,
We suck, we suck,
nobody in the world's gonna stop us now,
the go we go well the better we're now
cause we suck
We suckk, we suckkk, fuck this on"

Damn lame lah.
(Notice that the words suck and rock have the same two back letters)

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Whoop!

Its Friday!!! And i got nothing to do.



Cute tiny hamster ^








And, the moral of the pictures are:

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

shiwen tag me :(

I don't know why i did it in purple :)

1 who was the last person who tagged U??
look up ^
2 what is the relation whith the person who tagged U?
friend
3 when was the last time U talked to him/her?
in school
4 what was the worst thing he/she did to U?
im flaming hot! im flaming hot!
5 what is the worst thing happened between U and him/her?
nothing
6 what will happen if everyone was noob?
then I will be the most pro la :)
7 what if U become as hot as shi wen?
i am hotter than shiwen
8 what will happen is shi wen goes to the north pole?
Polar bears will die of suffocation
9 which will U rather marry? (short person with condoms,a bit annoying hot person,f***ing black @$ hole)
I think a bit annoying hot person, i can bear if its a bit
10 what will U do if U were stuck in the jungle with the whole 2 Balau without anything?
Climb to the top of a tree with the whole 2 balau and knock chester down
11 if U had a gun, who will U rather kill chester, akash, hokhai, justin, shiwen, joseph , me, daniel
Not yet >:D
12 what will U do if the sun runs out of fire?
i dunno, what will YOU do?
I think its kind of okay now that we have lights, but i dun want it to happen
13 what will happen if everyone was as hot as shi wen?
Thats good but most of us ARE hotter than shiwen
14 what will happen if shi wen was not hot?
Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice!
15 what will happen if i was dead?
I get uf phone :)
16 who is hotter the sun, shi wen(definately not the answer) or me?
Shi wen tagged me, but the sun
17 where would U like to fly to if U had wings?
Hijack a plane, threathen the company and get rich :)
18 what will happen if U lost ur phone?
Oh, noo.
20 what will happen if shi wen was realy gay?
Boleh mengejek dia :)
21 if ur friend back stab U what will U do?
forgive him/her
22 what if he/she does it again?
Give only one second chance, if he/she does it again, i wouldn't, unless u r really pro
23 what will happen if U was as hot as shi wen?
Already am.
24 what will U do if U kena buang sekolah?
Train under a professional robber and maybe rob something like Ocean's
25 the 10 people who I wana tag is

  1. Joli
  2. wei siang
  3. daniel
  4. jia wei
  5. shir
  6. jer
  7. jia gin
  8. xiu pei
  9. Sam cheh
  10. wen wai

Today is my birthday!! But i don't really give a damn about it, my my class does. They sang the happy birthday song to me 2-3 times(lol!)!

Anyway they got me two cards(?) with their signings with colours of the rainbows and drawings and lots of advice inside it (Thank youuu!) and Julyn gave me one too (Thank youuu too!) with the be-nice-and-stop-hating sentences, then on the front there were dates of my last birthdays from 1994 till now(wow!) I never thought of that! =D It was purple !! smiley again :D !! Hahahaha!

I can't stop putting exclamation marks!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lawlssss

Back again, You all wanted to splash me, but you didin't!! GAhahahahahaa!! Wtfk. Im still feeling kind of happy now, its 1 a.m in the morning, cause i was still trying to kill some red kangaroo in cabal (dammit God Fking damn it asshole-shit kangaroo one day i will HUNT YOU DOWNNN!!!!) and my brother had just jammed up his profile, so i had to switch. I got a cheesecake and i like cheese, so yay!! I ate until my head spun.

And okay i will TRY stop swearing, TRY to not hate my brother and so on and so forth.

And if you all are so content of drawing oxy 10s on the card, why don't you all BUY me one? :D

The cards are hangin' on my wall :).....

Monday, September 22, 2008

Measure Ur Ass

Want to know whether you got that movie star ass uyou have been working on? Well, now you can know! Using ancient malay measuring techniques, this is also your chance to SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM for the country!!

Simply put one hand into that "six", the one that represents a short formed 6 on one hand, look in the mirror and put that hand to that ass!! Later, google the star's ass, measure how many hands in cm, and viola! You know your cm's!*

*Any emotional breakdown or damage to any property as well as deaths and suicide are not covered by this advertisment.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Don't do drugs.

I told you shirlie does drugs..
Look what she doing to get 'em:



Okayyy....

Actually we went to daniel's court to play basketball with shiwen, sam cheh, Shao wen, Jon, j.Loh, Stanley, bin hao justin and hannah came later.



Group picture, joseph is lame :P



Stanley, entering the ball into the speed of light!!

Okay, Shirlie was actually taking painkillers because "After some time playing my body will go numb" Do any of you suffer from this? I don't and i don't trust shirlie.

Arvind a/l Retard's bike got no brakes!!

Friday, September 19, 2008

KabbaKabbaKabba

Don't stare at the title; I dunno why i did that too...
Anyway Tag! -ged by J.Loh!!!

::instructions::

Never see the questions before you arrange the names
- all mentioned below are TAGGED by me!
1. Jia wei
2. Samantha
3. Shirlie
4. LiWen
5. JoLi
Here comes the questions;
1. How did you meet 1?
Pelajar buddha pengerusi in form 1...not too sure
2. On a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate your friendship with 1?
7/10..
3. How long have you known 4?
Just only, i think since june or something
4. How do you know number 3?
She was sitting in front, i dunno lah..
5. Where's 5?
In her house?? Trying to write poems?
6. A fact about number 1?
He's a little playboy and he has a moustache
7. Who is 4 going out with?
Idk.. maybe i go ask her (HI LiWen!!!)
8. What does 1 do for a living?
Doing his homework and being a good son
9. Would you live with number 3?
Maybe, you know what shirlie... I takmau tengok u kena...
10. What do you like about number 2?
she's kinda strong and has great handwriting and i can make her feel short (Teehee!!)
11. Do you miss number 5?
Come to think of it, i think a little...But i can always feel something else..
12. Would you make out with number 4?
I guess so, but for now, no...
13. What's your opinion on number 2?
She is da........very rich ! Yes, i dunno i just copy joseph!!

14. What's your favourite memory with number 5?
Sitting in the boot of her mom's car and ducking the police..Hahaha!!

15. What will you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
huh.
HAHAHHAHA OMFG WTFBBQ.

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
I dunno, i can't remember
17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
nope and don't plan to.
18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
ok ok lah
19. Who have you known the longest?
Jia Wei
20. What will happen if number 1 and 5 have a relationship?
Jia wei needs stronger bones
21. How often do you talk to 1?
Not much
22. What about 2??
Not much too
23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
bestrest friend
24. Would you go on a date with number 5?
I could

25. Do you dream about number 2?
Noh
26. What did no.4 did to you that you can never forget?
Fuck lah *********** Cibai ma de petpet ( i dunno what that means)
27. What have you done for/to 1 that the person never forgets?
Nothing
28. What's 3's hobby?
Eating drugs
29. Tag more people.
Siew Ho
Timothy
Zhen Jian
CLEMENT DA ROCK!!!! GRAHHHH!!!!!
Whathefuck.

and........
you :)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Cooling Shiwen down

Not really, but maybe if someone actually bashes him up real bad, and maybe he wont try "im flaming hott!!" again.

Ice is cold, so i took some ice and dumped it into his pants while the others held him down and stanely pushed ice down his back too. That happened some time ago, like after exam, i think... I can't really remember. Just something you get when you gaze at your celing fan.

After final year, if i remember, im gonna take my mini koala bear and camwhore with it, like pretending it has some superglue on and it sticks to my face. Then im gonna grab pics of people and conteng it.

Remind me, will you?

Stanely rides dragons?

Friday, September 12, 2008

Being a Cabal noob and losing bball skills

I just started playing cabal yesterday,so i didn't know the controls, but i got the hang of it. I went out and killed my first monster, sumthing that looks like a huge white scorpion, WITH MY MIGHTY MIGHTY BLADE!!!

Whatever.

So i saw another animal and i ran up to it, with my sword swung out, ready for action. I hacked at the little rabbit and it clawed back. I lost to the rabbit.

OMG.

And xiupei was like, "So what? It dosen't have anything to do with me..."

But my father was bugging me so i had to sign out.

The next day(today, that is) I woke up early cause i had to play basketball. My mum fetched me there and we saw shao wen, joseph, shiwen, justin and jerrica walking towards yuk chai. I got out of the car and went with them, bouncing my ball. We lingered there for a while, and shao wen and jerrica tried riding joseph's bike but they sort of stumbled. Its a bike!!! They rode to the park and we shooted hoops and played a match. Shao wen's team owned us 6-2. Mahai!!!

We shooted hoops again and jerrica took some pictures of us throwing balls and all. Lots of balls bounced over her. They rode the bike round the park and i pranked jerrica on the phone. She was cycling and suddenly she stopped, checked her phone and looked at me and shiwen. We were laughing like shit. Hahaha!!=D

Then i chased shao wen when she was riding, she went home and we went to jerrica's house. Her kakak was staring at us cause there were only guys there . Oops...

I bought a slurpee and had to ask justin joseph shiwen and jerrica to help he finish. It was practically overflowing.

We all went home then, Shiwen and me was balancing on the see saw and calling people. None of them "could be reached" Damn you all lah...

The pictures are still with jerrica, so, nothing yet.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Tagged! by Clement Rock

It looks something like the Panic! At the Disco sign...hahaha im dam sien...

1. The last person to tag you is??
Clement

2.What relationship of you with him/her?
Good friends and possibly my bodyguard

3.
Your 5 impression towards him/her?
- B. I. G. hahaha, sorry!
- Nervous...
- White hair, fast ageing genes..
- reebok bag with the sign that looks like a big button...
- One more left!! Ermmmm.......

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Erm... Almost getting my chance with someone... (Jia Wei, you know who right?)

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you.
Sad la you man...

6.If he/she becomes your lover, you will....
What should i do?

7.If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Get back and buy some hair dye

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
nervousity (I invented a new word)

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is
I have insulted him?

10.The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Send him to the Arsenal traning camp.

11.The overall impression to he/her is..
8 out of 10, nice panicky guy

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
I dunno.. i want to know too, but they don't tell me

13.The character for you for yourself is?
Okay friendly funny kind guy

14.On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Pimples

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Not lame and no pimples, strong to level with kevin and chun on

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them...
Yes i like you

17.Ten people to tag:
1. Weng wai
2. Daniel
3. Zhen Ian
4. Yin Hui
5. Irfan

6. Zhi Hoe
7. Xiu Pei
8. Julian
9. The cabal magician girl
10. Naruto

18.Who is number 2 having relationship with?
A certian sum1 who has "E"...

19.Is number 3 a female or male?
Big fat man

20.If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing?
Wtf... maybe xiupei boleh kill fat using naruto's rasengan ( sorry xiupei!!)

21.How about number 5 and number 8?
One tall one sedang puasa..maybe its good

22.What is number 1 studying about?
Fat Quality!!

23.When was the last time you had a chat with them?
Sorry i never remember

24.Is number 4 a single?
Maybe... I dunno lah.. didn't confirm yet..

25.Say something about number 2.
He's a good pengawas and gives that kind of unexpected little insult that makes us all laugh =D

Oh well...

1. The last person to tag you is?
Jia Wei...

2. What relationship of you with him/her?
Friends, my pengerusi...

3. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
His flat hair and his mustache... mayb a little playboy..

4. The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Shout at mee..

5. The most memorable words that he/she has said to you.
Zhichung you asshole why you din come?!!!

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
Spike his hair

7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
Let it work out, try to get back

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on?
His gender

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is....
We're not enemies yet

10. The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Spike his hair

11. The overall impression to he/her is..
okay person, normal, his voice.....

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
Funny...Sick...a little annoying...good friend?

13. The character for you for yourself is?
Thin

14. On contrary, the character you hate of youself is?
Not that buff

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Buff

16. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them
I like you too

17. Ten people to tag:
1. Ben Yew
2. Xiu Pei
3. Daniel
4. Jia Gin
5. Weng wai
6. Li Wen
7. Joli
8. Shirlie
9. Jerrica
10. Soon Len

18. Who is number 2 having relationship with?
Dunno for the sake of ho khai i wont ask

19. Is number 3 a male or female?
Male, fat male (his tummy was bouncing when he did the sit ups thing

20. If number 7 and number 10 be together would it be a good thing?
Err...lesbian sex? And feel good? Like that book?

21. How about number 5 and number 8?
Okayy...That could be good, maybe not...I don't they are each other's type

22. What is number 1 studying about?
Getting a Lamborghini

23. When was the last time you had a chat with them?
Can't remember...i have stml short term memory loss

24. Is number 4 a single?
Should be.. (Jia gin: *********** (in chinese)

25. Say something about number 2.
She likes to ridicule new teachers =D

This is so random, hahaha! =D

Stupid love poems and sentences:: ( the possibilities are endless!!)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When i see you,
I orgasm.

i love u, wanna do it in the butt later?

More when i think of them or find them..

Funny sentences::

When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Miss Ely the bitch changed my place today. I dunno why. She didn't even tell me why. That bitch. Just changed my place like that. I finished all my maths, sejarah, geo, khb, melayu, moral, sivik blahblahblah homework, and most importantly, her english homework!!! Heck, i even did the corrections and rewrote a composition for her!! What the fuck i did that for? I'm gonna ask her and maybe shoot back at that bitch.

Not that i don't enjoy talking to daniel, shaun or xiupei, but dammit lah.. Stupid shit. I nearly publishied a angsty poem.

It was quite boring today, we had khb. Even not, it still would be boring. I had to sit next to chun on as jonathan is on mine now...haizzz

I could have cheered up, but i couldn't find joli and liwen and joseph, where they went. haizzz again....

Oh well... i guess i will just find a way to be happy...

And Julyn, don't give me that "its-for-your-own-good-you-shoul-be-grateful-for-it" speeches cause i really don't need it now.

Diu lan ma de hai.

Hahaha, Sorry!

What else should i call today? Im just out of ideas.

Today i had my SEGAK test, the pjpk thingy, for pumping. I pumped 30, altough im not sure whether its correct or not. I pumped more than i normally do in 1 go, so i was surprised. I guess i had all this adrenalin inside, i felt kind of nervous, and just did it. Kevin and Chun On were not satisfied with how much i pumped. Cause they said you could do it one inch above the sponge, i did so, but they (i think) really touched the sponge. Bravo for them. Kevin did 41 ( i AM much weaker than you two, dammit) and Chun On 33 or 32. I forgot.

Back in class later, shao wen decided to move the basketball to saturday...in the morning. 8 to 10. Its so damn early!!! I'll come anyway, but i really hate saturday because of the tution i have in the afternoon. Anyone near BU got a better one? Please tell me. I really wanna QUIT.

Im gonna do the pumping again anyway, but just in front of Kevin and Chun On. i won't change what teacher wrote down, of course. Just to see how much i really CAN do.

And how much did daniel do? 25, with bonus. [hahaha daniel quite good anyway! :) ]

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Sick for a day

I hauled myself up the stairs. Just this morning i had woken up with flu carried on from yesterday. Not quite the perfect feeling in the hours of wake. My throat was sore and all, dammit.
I guess i have this bcos i slept and took a bath immediately. Note to self: Never do that again, serious shit.
What i can write today...? Obviously nothing happened. How do you like the rose i put up there? I think its kind of nice.. Ben told me to change the supra, so i did. i got this reflective art that's really cool, its below:



Look closely. You will see a face on the chrome metal part. Dunno how they did it, though.
As usual, it rained and i had to get a jacket on.



Then i took a car to the doctors...



...And shaved part of a field with my father's razor on the way home.

Oh yeah, my tution teacher showed me this poem:

This poem was nominated by the UN as the best poem of 2006
Written by an African Kid
:

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored ??

No,im serious! i know this sounds like a joke, okay it is funny, but its written by a african kid.

Ahh, what the hell...

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Really crazy day!!!

Of course, its one of the few days where your teachers don't come for TWO STRAIGHT PERIODS!!!!
Me, Jerrica, Shirlie and Shiwen painted each other's nails. Actually shirlie stared, jerrica followed and when they had no more nails tey turned around and, "Gimme your nails, i want to draw." Then they drew some flowers and circles, shirlie drew some chirstmas-themed flowers and stuff.
We took gwen's colour pens to drew them,and some of them were quite cacat. Either they wont work, the tip is stubbed, its jammed up or the brown one, which had wayy tooo much ink coming out of it.
When i took off the cover, the ink like, sprayed out onto my school diary and looked like 2 piles of shit. I spent the time circling it writing, Shittt!!!! ShiTTTT!!! and all the arrows while shirlie and jerrica drew our nails.
Jonathan came with all his artictic mindset, UNLIKE SHIRLIE.... and drew a emo kid on the page with the hair drooping down and all..
I took the pens for a test drive , drew all of them on that white page, Suddenly we talked about something about mona lisa, i misremembered and drew the screaming woman...in pink
She looked like she was showing off her ass, she was bald and there was supposed to be the bridge but i drew a strip club (yesyesyes i didn't draw that its for entertainment...)
Shauwn came and sat down, arm wrestled with me, took up the purple pilot and popped of the cap. The next moment i looked he wrote boredom!boredom!boredom! all over the page. And MY screaming woman!!!!

I would have put some pictures but we were in school. I still have my diary but im too lazy...maybe after the exams. THEN i have an hour an a half.

What the hell anyway, bye!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Tagged by jia wei...hehheh

Yay!! With Daniel's help, i finally where to fing the tag

No, seriously. But still, sorry Jiawei for taking such a long time...

1. The last person to tag you is??
No one, first time.

2.What relationship of you with him/her?
No one tagged me yet, how am i suppose to feel towards empty air?

3.
Your 5 impression towards him/her?
Its empty and boring unless you can surf the web with it.

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Well, it gave something to put my stuff in.....

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you.
Sounds of winds....

6.If he/she becomes your lover, you will....
This is hard...

7.If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Proably try to get back, cause i need space.

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
Bcoming more intresting.

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is
Dammit larr....

10.The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
I dunno.. how i noe?...

11.The overall impression to he/her is..
5 out of 10..wth..

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
i dunno... but i hope they tell me so i can improve

13.The character for you for yourself is?
okay, so-so, likes to eat,and etc etc

14.On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
lame somtimes... and my F**King pimples (i just bought the oxy cover thing!!!)

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Some one who is good in running and strength... and learns okay(what i am now)

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
Depends.

17.Ten people to tag:
1.Jia gin
2. Ho Khai
3. Zhi Chung(me!)
4. Wei Siang
5. Shi Wen
6. Joseph
7. Daniel
8. Shirlie
9.Timothy
10.JoLi.

18.Who is number 2 having relationship with?
Some one on my link list...not coupled, but HE likes SHE. I dunno about SHE.

19.Is number 3 a female or male?
Hey! That's me!!!

20.If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing?
Hahahaha!!! Okay... that's weird too...maybe it is a good thing

21.How about number 5 and number 8?
Oh ***** Dammit damn funny!!hahahahahahhaha.....

22.What is number 1 studying about?
A road in malaysia named "puki mak ulah" (don't blive me go his blog..)

23.When was the last time you had a chat with them?
I really dun remember...In the hols, i guess

24.Is number 4 a single?
Yeah....HI WEI SIANG!!

25.Say something about number 2.
Sumtimes emo..otherwise friendly but kind of rough