monkey faced apes.

Brace yourself! 2morrow, the world will shut down and not a single light will be seen at night. Please, please, PLEASE do not ride the water slide at your local swimming pool cause when u step on the slide, u will slip, hit your head on it, bounce back and fall down dickfirst onto the rail.

ANDDDD, if there isnt a power shortage tomorrow, you will jump up and down with joy and hit the celing fan's blades, cutting your head off. Eventually, your head will plop right back in and you will live. But because, again, you are on the stairs railing,your head will pull you down and land you on your .... yes,that's it, ..... again.

I haven't said why this is happening, if you do realize it. Okay, so a cockroach crawled into the station and got shocked by a thousand watts of pure electricity!!! Hence, the ultimate mutatetion is realized, it is the ................. (drumroll) THE SUPER ROACH!!!! (background:ta-daaa)

And yes, it ate the power cables.

But all is not lost! No, superman didn't come,he was figuring out why ppl r laughing at his undies.

What happened then?

The bug got shocked by the electricity, of cause!
[Don't ask me how]

Proably none of this will happen.
You can complain anyway to tenaga nasional and say that, "zhiiiichung said there was a power shortage!! how come dun have one?? I just wasted RM1049 by not attending my online therapy session! My house also caught on fire cos my pussy son put candle everywhere!!"

You really need that therapy session.