Like, hello? Doesn't any1 is leaving comments? maybe u all hvnt seen this, but really, i can write.
Anyway, enough of this. I just asked my class, and they said yes, only that i don't have a title. im proably too lazy to do this too.
I am a seriously forgetful person (hence the picture, maybe someday i WILL walk into a drain..)
Once i went into the car to look for my medicine, and couldn't find it. When i came out of the car,
I forgot about it n went to do sumthing else. A sum1 said to eat ginko bilboba, or sumthing like that. What is it anyway?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out in the air? (Why's that, daniel? You do have a dog..) Thats kind of stupid. Did you try it b4?
Anyway, lets think. Our minds are churning.
HA! this is stupid. Does Your breath stink? You know you should eat that wrigley's chewing gum, take you GF into a ferry wheel(you know, the ones that does a circle, carrying you high up in the air in a glass carriage) blow mist into the window and draw a heart for her. She would smell in the toxic fumes, and turn into godzilla, she-hulk or sumthing.
Story time!
The She-Hulk, angered by the smells of her boyfriend's mouth, plunges her humongous fist into the fragile glass. the glass broke into pieces, flying outward. Below, hundreds of people are staring up at the she-hulk, the glass falling right in the middle of their eyes, spurting blood 2 meters up into the amazement-filled air, landing back splat onto their faces. But,alas, the poor folk doesn't realize as they are held in their by her boobs!
Hows that for a story? It isnt much though, although you little beings will gawk at this!!
Hahahaha!
Okay okay im sorry, i shouldnt be so lansi, im not that good either. But please comment. maybe i will get the story to be good, i will be famous, and guess what? all of you will get a mention!
Win-win, eh?
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