monkey faced apes.

Why not tell your life story in another story?

Toru jolted upright when Keigo pressed the shotgun barrel to his back. "Let's go, stop slacking," Keigo said with a menance. "Screw your tofu and your stupid recipies- tofu is meant to be just white and simple and not mutated" "I'm trying to find the best flavoured tofu reciepe combination, damnit,"Toru replied indignantly while tightening his belt. "Its not my fault that it decided to decompose and develop a brain."

Keigo unlocked an car that looked like it came straight out of the first episode of Initial D, with its unrealistic 2d-ish graphics of that time. Toru, despite having drove in it a few times, had not gotten used to the fact that a cartoon car had actually exsited and could be driven.

Keigo sped towards Godzilla and decided to take the mountain road cause it was faster. On the way, they passed a Little Taiwan shop, which the guys thought was "complete with the supidity of taiwanese in picking names", referring to the four words beside the sign- Papa Beef and Mama Chop.

Toru felt a little uneasy. "Uh, Kei? We are heading towards a tight bend, mind slowing down?"
"Don't worry, man! Being the Hachi from the first episode, this car has absolutely no regard for the laws of physics! Watch me!"
Keigo swung the car sideways suddenly while Toru held on to his seatbelt. The panda coloured Hachi Went sideways and drifted absolutely straight, as a car not drifting would go down the road.