monkey faced apes.

Today is monday, i've got nothing to do.
I woke up, read finish a book, ate icecream, ate instant mee and mcdonalds and finally a chocolate. The wrapper was gold and it was "chocalate with a slab of mint". I like the after eights better. I'm going to get that when i go to australia.



The chocolate



Moneh moneh moneh! dropping in my tummeh!!



i kena the stairs last time, see it looks like a tick!

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I took like damn long to find them in my mum's phone cause my stupid lala asshole sister took so many pics of the hamsters, food, birthday cake, her stuffed toys and, her UGLY FACE. Fk her laaa!!!.....

Camp rock's we rock SUCKS. Really Really Sucks.

"Raise your ass up in the air and hump
We're finding our voice following our dreams
Cause We suck,
We suck, we suck,
nobody in the world's gonna stop us now,
the go we go well the better we're now
cause we suck
We suckk, we suckkk, fuck this on"

Damn lame lah.
(Notice that the words suck and rock have the same two back letters)

Its Friday!!! And i got nothing to do.



Cute tiny hamster ^








And, the moral of the pictures are:

I don't know why i did it in purple :)

1 who was the last person who tagged U??
look up ^
2 what is the relation whith the person who tagged U?
friend
3 when was the last time U talked to him/her?
in school
4 what was the worst thing he/she did to U?
im flaming hot! im flaming hot!
5 what is the worst thing happened between U and him/her?
nothing
6 what will happen if everyone was noob?
then I will be the most pro la :)
7 what if U become as hot as shi wen?
i am hotter than shiwen
8 what will happen is shi wen goes to the north pole?
Polar bears will die of suffocation
9 which will U rather marry? (short person with condoms,a bit annoying hot person,f***ing black @$ hole)
I think a bit annoying hot person, i can bear if its a bit
10 what will U do if U were stuck in the jungle with the whole 2 Balau without anything?
Climb to the top of a tree with the whole 2 balau and knock chester down
11 if U had a gun, who will U rather kill chester, akash, hokhai, justin, shiwen, joseph , me, daniel
Not yet >:D
12 what will U do if the sun runs out of fire?
i dunno, what will YOU do?
I think its kind of okay now that we have lights, but i dun want it to happen
13 what will happen if everyone was as hot as shi wen?
Thats good but most of us ARE hotter than shiwen
14 what will happen if shi wen was not hot?
Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice!
15 what will happen if i was dead?
I get uf phone :)
16 who is hotter the sun, shi wen(definately not the answer) or me?
Shi wen tagged me, but the sun
17 where would U like to fly to if U had wings?
Hijack a plane, threathen the company and get rich :)
18 what will happen if U lost ur phone?
Oh, noo.
20 what will happen if shi wen was realy gay?
Boleh mengejek dia :)
21 if ur friend back stab U what will U do?
forgive him/her
22 what if he/she does it again?
Give only one second chance, if he/she does it again, i wouldn't, unless u r really pro
23 what will happen if U was as hot as shi wen?
Already am.
24 what will U do if U kena buang sekolah?
Train under a professional robber and maybe rob something like Ocean's
25 the 10 people who I wana tag is

1. Joli
   
2. wei siang
3. daniel
4. jia wei
5. shir
6. jer
7. jia gin
8. xiu pei
9. Sam cheh
   
10. wen wai
    

Today is my birthday!! But i don't really give a damn about it, my my class does. They sang the happy birthday song to me 2-3 times(lol!)!

Anyway they got me two cards(?) with their signings with colours of the rainbows and drawings and lots of advice inside it (Thank youuu!) and Julyn gave me one too (Thank youuu too!) with the be-nice-and-stop-hating sentences, then on the front there were dates of my last birthdays from 1994 till now(wow!) I never thought of that! =D It was purple !! smiley again :D !! Hahahaha!

I can't stop putting exclamation marks!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lawlssss

Back again, You all wanted to splash me, but you didin't!! GAhahahahahaa!! Wtfk. Im still feeling kind of happy now, its 1 a.m in the morning, cause i was still trying to kill some red kangaroo in cabal (dammit God Fking damn it asshole-shit kangaroo one day i will HUNT YOU DOWNNN!!!!) and my brother had just jammed up his profile, so i had to switch. I got a cheesecake and i like cheese, so yay!! I ate until my head spun.

And okay i will TRY stop swearing, TRY to not hate my brother and so on and so forth.

And if you all are so content of drawing oxy 10s on the card, why don't you all BUY me one? :D

The cards are hangin' on my wall :).....

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I told you shirlie does drugs..
Look what she doing to get 'em:



Okayyy....

Actually we went to daniel's court to play basketball with shiwen, sam cheh, Shao wen, Jon, j.Loh, Stanley, bin hao justin and hannah came later.



Group picture, joseph is lame :P



Stanley, entering the ball into the speed of light!!

Okay, Shirlie was actually taking painkillers because "After some time playing my body will go numb" Do any of you suffer from this? I don't and i don't trust shirlie.

Arvind a/l Retard's bike got no brakes!!

Don't stare at the title; I dunno why i did that too...
Anyway Tag! -ged by J.Loh!!!

::instructions::

Jia wei needs stronger bones

Not really, but maybe if someone actually bashes him up real bad, and maybe he wont try "im flaming hott!!" again.

Ice is cold, so i took some ice and dumped it into his pants while the others held him down and stanely pushed ice down his back too. That happened some time ago, like after exam, i think... I can't really remember. Just something you get when you gaze at your celing fan.

After final year, if i remember, im gonna take my mini koala bear and camwhore with it, like pretending it has some superglue on and it sticks to my face. Then im gonna grab pics of people and conteng it.

Remind me, will you?

Stanely rides dragons?

I just started playing cabal yesterday,so i didn't know the controls, but i got the hang of it. I went out and killed my first monster, sumthing that looks like a huge white scorpion, WITH MY MIGHTY MIGHTY BLADE!!!

Whatever.

So i saw another animal and i ran up to it, with my sword swung out, ready for action. I hacked at the little rabbit and it clawed back. I lost to the rabbit.

OMG.

And xiupei was like, "So what? It dosen't have anything to do with me..."

But my father was bugging me so i had to sign out.

The next day(today, that is) I woke up early cause i had to play basketball. My mum fetched me there and we saw shao wen, joseph, shiwen, justin and jerrica walking towards yuk chai. I got out of the car and went with them, bouncing my ball. We lingered there for a while, and shao wen and jerrica tried riding joseph's bike but they sort of stumbled. Its a bike!!! They rode to the park and we shooted hoops and played a match. Shao wen's team owned us 6-2. Mahai!!!

We shooted hoops again and jerrica took some pictures of us throwing balls and all. Lots of balls bounced over her. They rode the bike round the park and i pranked jerrica on the phone. She was cycling and suddenly she stopped, checked her phone and looked at me and shiwen. We were laughing like shit. Hahaha!!=D

Then i chased shao wen when she was riding, she went home and we went to jerrica's house. Her kakak was staring at us cause there were only guys there . Oops...

I bought a slurpee and had to ask justin joseph shiwen and jerrica to help he finish. It was practically overflowing.

We all went home then, Shiwen and me was balancing on the see saw and calling people. None of them "could be reached" Damn you all lah...

The pictures are still with jerrica, so, nothing yet.

It looks something like the Panic! At the Disco sign...hahaha im dam sien...

1. The last person to tag you is??
Clement

2.What relationship of you with him/her?
Good friends and possibly my bodyguard

3.Your 5 impression towards him/her?
- B. I. G. hahaha, sorry!
- Nervous...
- White hair, fast ageing genes..
- reebok bag with the sign that looks like a big button...
- One more left!! Ermmmm.......

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Erm... Almost getting my chance with someone... (Jia Wei, you know who right?)

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you.
Sad la you man...

6.If he/she becomes your lover, you will....
What should i do?

7.If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Get back and buy some hair dye

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
nervousity (I invented a new word)

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is
I have insulted him?

10.The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Send him to the Arsenal traning camp.

11.The overall impression to he/her is..
8 out of 10, nice panicky guy

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
I dunno.. i want to know too, but they don't tell me

13.The character for you for yourself is?
Okay friendly funny kind guy

14.On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Pimples

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Not lame and no pimples, strong to level with kevin and chun on

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them...
Yes i like you

17.Ten people to tag:
1. Weng wai
2. Daniel
3. Zhen Ian
4. Yin Hui
5. Irfan
6. Zhi Hoe
7. Xiu Pei
8. Julian
9. The cabal magician girl
10. Naruto

18.Who is number 2 having relationship with?
A certian sum1 who has "E"...

19.Is number 3 a female or male?
Big fat man

20.If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing?
Wtf... maybe xiupei boleh kill fat using naruto's rasengan ( sorry xiupei!!)

21.How about number 5 and number 8?
One tall one sedang puasa..maybe its good

22.What is number 1 studying about?
Fat Quality!!

23.When was the last time you had a chat with them?
Sorry i never remember

24.Is number 4 a single?
Maybe... I dunno lah.. didn't confirm yet..

25.Say something about number 2.
He's a good pengawas and gives that kind of unexpected little insult that makes us all laugh =D

Oh well...

1. The last person to tag you is?
Jia Wei...

2. What relationship of you with him/her?
Friends, my pengerusi...

3. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
His flat hair and his mustache... mayb a little playboy..

4. The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Shout at mee..

5. The most memorable words that he/she has said to you.
Zhichung you asshole why you din come?!!!

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
Spike his hair

7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
Let it work out, try to get back

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on?
His gender

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is....
We're not enemies yet

10. The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Spike his hair

11. The overall impression to he/her is..
okay person, normal, his voice.....

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
Funny...Sick...a little annoying...good friend?

13. The character for you for yourself is?
Thin

14. On contrary, the character you hate of youself is?
Not that buff

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Buff

16. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them
I like you too

17. Ten people to tag:
1. Ben Yew
2. Xiu Pei
3. Daniel
4. Jia Gin
5. Weng wai
6. Li Wen
7. Joli
8. Shirlie
9. Jerrica
10. Soon Len

18. Who is number 2 having relationship with?
Dunno for the sake of ho khai i wont ask

19. Is number 3 a male or female?
Male, fat male (his tummy was bouncing when he did the sit ups thing

20. If number 7 and number 10 be together would it be a good thing?
Err...lesbian sex? And feel good? Like that book?

21. How about number 5 and number 8?
Okayy...That could be good, maybe not...I don't they are each other's type

22. What is number 1 studying about?
Getting a Lamborghini

23. When was the last time you had a chat with them?
Can't remember...i have stml short term memory loss

24. Is number 4 a single?
Should be.. (Jia gin: *********** (in chinese)

25. Say something about number 2.
She likes to ridicule new teachers =D

This is so random, hahaha! =D

Stupid love poems and sentences:: ( the possibilities are endless!!)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When i see you,
I orgasm.

i love u, wanna do it in the butt later?

More when i think of them or find them..

Funny sentences::

When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Miss Ely the bitch changed my place today. I dunno why. She didn't even tell me why. That bitch. Just changed my place like that. I finished all my maths, sejarah, geo, khb, melayu, moral, sivik blahblahblah homework, and most importantly, her english homework!!! Heck, i even did the corrections and rewrote a composition for her!! What the fuck i did that for? I'm gonna ask her and maybe shoot back at that bitch.

Not that i don't enjoy talking to daniel, shaun or xiupei, but dammit lah.. Stupid shit. I nearly publishied a angsty poem.

It was quite boring today, we had khb. Even not, it still would be boring. I had to sit next to chun on as jonathan is on mine now...haizzz

I could have cheered up, but i couldn't find joli and liwen and joseph, where they went. haizzz again....

Oh well... i guess i will just find a way to be happy...

And Julyn, don't give me that "its-for-your-own-good-you-shoul-be-grateful-for-it" speeches cause i really don't need it now.

Diu lan ma de hai.

Hahaha, Sorry!

What else should i call today? Im just out of ideas.

Today i had my SEGAK test, the pjpk thingy, for pumping. I pumped 30, altough im not sure whether its correct or not. I pumped more than i normally do in 1 go, so i was surprised. I guess i had all this adrenalin inside, i felt kind of nervous, and just did it. Kevin and Chun On were not satisfied with how much i pumped. Cause they said you could do it one inch above the sponge, i did so, but they (i think) really touched the sponge. Bravo for them. Kevin did 41 ( i AM much weaker than you two, dammit) and Chun On 33 or 32. I forgot.

Back in class later, shao wen decided to move the basketball to saturday...in the morning. 8 to 10. Its so damn early!!! I'll come anyway, but i really hate saturday because of the tution i have in the afternoon. Anyone near BU got a better one? Please tell me. I really wanna QUIT.

Im gonna do the pumping again anyway, but just in front of Kevin and Chun On. i won't change what teacher wrote down, of course. Just to see how much i really CAN do.

And how much did daniel do? 25, with bonus. [hahaha daniel quite good anyway! :) ]

I hauled myself up the stairs. Just this morning i had woken up with flu carried on from yesterday. Not quite the perfect feeling in the hours of wake. My throat was sore and all, dammit.
I guess i have this bcos i slept and took a bath immediately. Note to self: Never do that again, serious shit.
What i can write today...? Obviously nothing happened. How do you like the rose i put up there? I think its kind of nice.. Ben told me to change the supra, so i did. i got this reflective art that's really cool, its below:



Look closely. You will see a face on the chrome metal part. Dunno how they did it, though.
As usual, it rained and i had to get a jacket on.



Then i took a car to the doctors...



...And shaved part of a field with my father's razor on the way home.

Oh yeah, my tution teacher showed me this poem:

Of course, its one of the few days where your teachers don't come for TWO STRAIGHT PERIODS!!!!
Me, Jerrica, Shirlie and Shiwen painted each other's nails. Actually shirlie stared, jerrica followed and when they had no more nails tey turned around and, "Gimme your nails, i want to draw." Then they drew some flowers and circles, shirlie drew some chirstmas-themed flowers and stuff.
We took gwen's colour pens to drew them,and some of them were quite cacat. Either they wont work, the tip is stubbed, its jammed up or the brown one, which had wayy tooo much ink coming out of it.
When i took off the cover, the ink like, sprayed out onto my school diary and looked like 2 piles of shit. I spent the time circling it writing, Shittt!!!! ShiTTTT!!! and all the arrows while shirlie and jerrica drew our nails.
Jonathan came with all his artictic mindset, UNLIKE SHIRLIE.... and drew a emo kid on the page with the hair drooping down and all..
I took the pens for a test drive , drew all of them on that white page, Suddenly we talked about something about mona lisa, i misremembered and drew the screaming woman...in pink
She looked like she was showing off her ass, she was bald and there was supposed to be the bridge but i drew a strip club (yesyesyes i didn't draw that its for entertainment...)
Shauwn came and sat down, arm wrestled with me, took up the purple pilot and popped of the cap. The next moment i looked he wrote boredom!boredom!boredom! all over the page. And MY screaming woman!!!!

I would have put some pictures but we were in school. I still have my diary but im too lazy...maybe after the exams. THEN i have an hour an a half.

What the hell anyway, bye!

Yay!! With Daniel's help, i finally where to fing the tag

No, seriously. But still, sorry Jiawei for taking such a long time...

1. The last person to tag you is??
No one, first time.

2.What relationship of you with him/her?
No one tagged me yet, how am i suppose to feel towards empty air?

3.Your 5 impression towards him/her?
Its empty and boring unless you can surf the web with it.

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Well, it gave something to put my stuff in.....

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you.
Sounds of winds....

6.If he/she becomes your lover, you will....
This is hard...

7.If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Proably try to get back, cause i need space.

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
Bcoming more intresting.

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is
Dammit larr....

10.The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
I dunno.. how i noe?...

11.The overall impression to he/her is..
5 out of 10..wth..

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
i dunno... but i hope they tell me so i can improve

13.The character for you for yourself is?
okay, so-so, likes to eat,and etc etc

14.On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
lame somtimes... and my F**King pimples (i just bought the oxy cover thing!!!)

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Some one who is good in running and strength... and learns okay(what i am now)

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
Depends.

17.Ten people to tag:
1.Jia gin
2. Ho Khai
3. Zhi Chung(me!)
4. Wei Siang
5. Shi Wen
6. Joseph
7. Daniel
8. Shirlie
9.Timothy
10.JoLi.

18.Who is number 2 having relationship with?
Some one on my link list...not coupled, but HE likes SHE. I dunno about SHE.

19.Is number 3 a female or male?
Hey! That's me!!!

20.If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing?
Hahahaha!!! Okay... that's weird too...maybe it is a good thing

21.How about number 5 and number 8?
Oh ***** Dammit damn funny!!hahahahahahhaha.....

22.What is number 1 studying about?
A road in malaysia named "puki mak ulah" (don't blive me go his blog..)

23.When was the last time you had a chat with them?
I really dun remember...In the hols, i guess

24.Is number 4 a single?
Yeah....HI WEI SIANG!!

25.Say something about number 2.
Sumtimes emo..otherwise friendly but kind of rough