Friday, August 29, 2008

New Layout!!

Still not that different, though. It still has colours that are sort of dark and not too bright. The picture is still a supra, though. I just can't stop looking for other supras. I know its lifeless and there are very little new bodies out there, but it's my favorite car. Proably its just too hard to design another cause there are so little body lines.

Other than that, its not really different and green will always be in my blog, cause its my lucky color. Then it became my favorite. But green doesn't sell on magazines. What the Hell...

Here are more supras...
(click to enlarge, not enough space)


This is the same as my header, but lower





Mazda RX-7, by the same company, tamon design...




A Honda Intergra...Of course you don't know what im talking about.



Always famous.....




What the F??!! (Shirlie: "Zhichung no F!!!!)



Tjin Edition Skyline....Very white..



An Earlier Version. (there were 3, tis is the first.)

Don't get bored!!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Flowbots- No Handlebars

The reason why im writing this is because....you know, the really, the video really moved me

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
No handlebars,
No handlebars,
No Handlebars.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
No handlebars,
No handlebars,
No Handlebars."

You need to see the video to really understand it. Its about two friends who go seperate ways and one of them (i think so) becomes a leader, and turns on unfairness. The other one, meanwhile, is angered and decides to call up the people to oppose his friend. We see him leading a group, standing solo in front, raising his arm and calling to his people, facing a barricade of police.

His friend, the leader, realizes his friend in the front one moment too late. The police opens fire. Sparks fly from the guns and people are getting killed. A few moments later, the leader sees his friend sprawled on the floor, dead and unmoving.

How's that move you?

And how's my writing? Quite good, huh? Maybe i should go write a story and post it here. Maybe i will get money from that, and Mr. Aaron will be reading it. Hahaha! He's always reading.

The video's on the side.

~~~Lyrics~~~

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed into lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command, because
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I almost forgot...

Yes. the poll!! Right now its exams, so you will proably not see another one, but i will rack my brains for another one.... And this time, i will put smart-assed polls!! harhar!(dunno y im laughing)


So, The poll about my theory ends up like this...

14% of the people who voted thinks it works.
28% does not
14% wants me to think of more theories and,
71% thinks im an idiot.

What the hell?!!!?

You Assholes!! Like you are so damned smart!!!

Hahahaha!

Of course i expected that. Anyway, stand by for some time!

Today my maid foud a kitten getting bitten [ryhmes] by a cat and took the kitten in. It was really small and was still learning to walk, like, its rear leg was just stretched out and the front's pulling its body and the tail's straight up [dunno why]. It was white and im thinking of...

I just stopped thinking so that i wouldn't get hungry. Yeah, so the kitten is white and it still had its bite marks on it. Meanwhile, I just finished my sivik projek. I saved it as "Shivik Prohjek fhorced by Jhuliana Phork Hhouse" [so that i still can claim that i'm not insulting jhuliana, not that she will ever see my blog. [look for the chatbox to see the jhuliana impersonated by me!!!)

And to those people who have been begging me to paste the project on my blog, heres a little of it, Hope it helps!!



SMK Damansara Jaya


Tema: Hidup Bermasyarakat

Tajuk: Sekolahku Rumahku


Nama: Ng Zhi Chung

Tingkatan: 2 Balau



Thats the little bit (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Ok im sorry but if we all copy each other, we will proably get kena by jhuliana phork, rite?


So, in a way, im saving you all. If you feel mad, i got some funny pictures for you down there.

(Taken from www.lolpix.com -Real quality!)



Stone Age Keyboard!!



Run!!!!-hahaha!



Road to suicide...





--->(www.ebaumsworld.com)<




EXXTORTION!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Really Random Day

On monday, i went to 1u with jonathan, joseph, joli, her brother, shaun (his real name's jonshaun, i didn't even noe it exists, not that it's bad), jerrica and liwen. Joseph had his hair slopped with gel into a mini mohawk and it was so weired. (whatthehell, joseph, i've better sense of style.) Shiwen came late and i had to run down to the old burgerking to find him, and i found him in the new one, where we were supposed to meet. Damn you, Shi Wen!!

We went to big apple donuts and ate them in burger king, no one saw us and i got the green kiwi one(my lucky colour, so, yeah.) It was really nice and there was so much, so i took some off and shared the topping (lol (: ).



Big Apple Donuts!!



Bigg Burger Kingg....


Bigg Snoop Dogg...
(Not that it has anything to do with it, just that their names have 'big' inside
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Later, we finished all of the donuts except 2, and they asked me to eat it. I took a one heavily topped with icing and full of cream, a bit dropped off onto the table, and it looked like snow. Liwen took a picture of it .

Joseph's hair remided me of a hook or sumthing, so i took the cream and put it on one of his spikes. Everybody was smiling and laughing , Joseph realized it and started chasing me (HAHAHA, JOSEPH, YOU WILL NEVER CATCH MEEE!!!)

I put the cream in the background on j loh's hair.
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After 2 times , we went to watch a movie, meet dave (Don't you read movie reviews, joseph?) It was quite ok and funny, like the part about google and yahoo.

("What is the biggest information resource of this planet?" "Well, sir, they have one called " google"" "What a totally idiotic name for such an important portal!!" "If you don't prefer that, sir, There is another one called 'yahoo'.")
(hahaha)



Meet Dave.
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Before that, we went to the arcade and played the drums there, and got really hyper and started using our feet to play.(Oops)
Shi wen and Shaun played the flat disc thing, the 1 where you hit the disc with another thicker one with a handle, so, of course, we had to kacau shiwen and made him lose.

Again, Joseph bought tickets to a reptile exhibition so we followed him into it. It was better than we expected and saw some really long big snakes along with some with pastel colours, like red and white. I didn't noe it exists!


The famous Joseph (this was on another day)
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There were some monkeys there too. One was playing with a round thing that looked like a black wheel, and four were really small and in a cage, a few baboons with their plastic asses, and monkeys in a cage trying to get out.

Outside, we saw 2 parrots. The furry red and blue one looked kind of suohai so we started mocking it. Hahaha! I took some photos (sorry, too lazy to load, mayb later.) The parrot started following my camera like, left to right, up and down and fell off its perch, lol, hahaha! It had a look, like, XD. yeah like that. When it fell off, its wings were flapping and looked like it was saying, AHHHHHHH!!!!, and landed on the cage bottom.

The one beside it, a white one with layered feathers, suddenly souded, like trying to screech but its voice was croaky and it was sort of low. We also mimiced this one and got it irritated.

After that we rode joli's mum's car to the bukit kiara club, me and jonathan had to ride in the boot. On the way , we passed 2 policemen and luckily she told us to duck so they didn't realize it.
It was damned funny. We played bowling in there and i got a stike on my first round!! (OhYEAHHH) I also tried rolling the ball slowly and it ended up in the gutter cause at the end, it was curved. It Was Straight, Dammit!!!!

After that, we drove to her house , and this time shiwen, shaun, and We reached her house and saw a fish pond, so we went and disturbed her fish ("What are you doing to my fish??" lol) Joli and her sis took out the dance dance revo mat and played it (They[joli& keluarga damn pro, we dam suk).

Nothing 2 do, so we went out and pranked hokhai, and he found out who we was. O SHIITTT . whatever lah, akash and chester suk.
Then we went home at 8.30.

"What a random day," says joli.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Random random

Yeah, i like cars.
This is sumthing i found from vipstylecars.com ( ps i noe it sounds lame)

Friday, August 15, 2008

Musings about my school..

This world is so confusing
always never a moment of ease.
Especially us students studying,
dealing with cik cho and her shit.

Cik Cho looks like a cockroach,
an dirty annoying bug.
Always teach so boring,
don't blame us if we sleep

Nalini is a mutated gorilla bug,
Her parents cacat punya.

Gwen taine is an ugly pig,
ever bitchy as she is,
Never will become a malaysian,
And never will be.

Russian girls are beautiful,
amazing people 'round the world.
But when russian bitch shows her face,
everyone runs
and jumps down from a 20-storey building.

All indians r either suohai,
or annoying computer geeks
Few are really nice,
Why god make them like this.

Akash is an super geek,
will light up in front of a graphic card.
Chester is his goddamn sidekick,
Also an idiot com freak.

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Chester is gay,
will sodomise you.

Annoying people shouldn't be born,
They should die in the womb
So,
Don't be sad if your baby dies, before you can hold him,
cos u noe its gonna be a suohai baby,
And would be hated by everyone.

Just like akash and Chester.

Arvind is gay,
a fucking freak.
Plays bionicle all day,
Super freak he is.


Secondhand Serenade-its a new one-man band. Maybe its new, but whatever. The songs are really nice and i like that one, Fall for You--(tonight will be the night that i will fall for you, over again..).

I just got hold of its history.

Secondhand Serenade is an American acoustic rock solo project fronted by vocalist and guitarist John Vesely. The solo project began in California, USA, in 2004. Vesely has released two studio albums to date under the name Secondhand Serenade, Awake in 2007 and A Twist In My Story in 2008. The debut album used multitrack recording to create the sound of a band using technology,[1] the second album took a different path, using a proper band and an orchestra to establish a more accomplished sound.[2]


I really hope it becomes something really good.



Thursday, August 14, 2008

Inspirational lyrics and good songs

"God, I want to dream again,
Take me where I've never been.
I want to go there,
This time I'm not scared.
Now I am unbreakable, it's unmistakable.
No one can touch me,
Nothing can stop me!"

Fireflight
Song: Unbreakable

Yes, that strong song you have been hearing all over.

I just watched the video and the lead was head banging dam hard. "What if her head pops off?" My father appeared by my side and sat down.

But its a really good song, and is playing by my side now.


"No one can touch me,

Nothing can stop me!"

Wow.

Yes, today, thursday, well,friday when i write this cos its 12 sumthing(my computer damn fucking lagging!!!!!! ARGHHHH), to my school holiday.

Today (thursday) is also the day i have to pass up my KGT. To Hell with that anyway. I havent completed it, so i will b passing it up on friday. Five ppl didn't come today too, i think they thought we can't pass up 2morrow. They lose out anyway. Of course, our teachers did't come in for 3 periods, and we spent the time talking crap, mainly of justin and lydia.(lol) Me, stanley,ho khai, bin hao and Chun On (our silent stalkerr) decided to start a blog about justin's life together with lydia, like is he chasing her and stuff like dat.

So i think im gonna do it after typing this. Also we're planning to do a sivababi blog, about mr. siva.
Even though we still dunno him yet, shiwen decided we should plan early. It will proably be a hit with the upper class, cause all of dem also hates him. He is basically an asshole bitch, so yeah, every1 hates him.

So abt the justin blog, we dreamed that it would bcome so famous that we would get money, the managers(us) 10 percent each, justin and lydia 25 each. Then lots of ppl would hit the blog and type,Go Justin go justin go justin! in lots and lots of languages, like gambateh in jap, jia you in chinese and so on .

We would really be m.f**king R. I. C. H.

All
the money will be flowing in, we would be living in tropicana bungalows specially furnished, and i will have what i want.

Damn.

Im gonna make it now.

Also, today is the day the cute robot wall -e is released in malaysia.

I just can't wait to see it. Its just so cute.

i noe im a guy and all, but the robot IS cute.

So, any1 with tickets pls give them to me! (lol again)

Monday, August 11, 2008

Muruwai

What do you think? Inspiring? (Not by me, of course)


I just changed my background color!

What do tou think of it? I was gonna revamp/change everything(revamp sounds more professional, lol) but i decided not to. i still have the picture of the supra on the top (Sorry,i just can't help it. Its my favorite car, dunno why). Its 1.34am when i type this, so, yeah its dam late.

I could have posted more but my mum took away the modem, so, yeah.

Anyway, today HoKhai didn't come to school again.
I think hes emo-ing at home, like on friday and really got disturbed by half of my class. Even his luv scolded him. Sorry, Ho Khai!

"Talk to the shoe, HoKhai, talk to the shoe.
"The shoe has something to say.
"Don't be emo, young HoKhai. You kill more brain cells with this.
"Trust the shoe.
"Trust the shoe.


That was me, by the way. I took bin hao's marker and drew a face on the front of my shoe. Then i took it off and waved it in front of him. And HoKhai just kept staring at the table.
So i prodded him with the shoe. ("Talk to the shoe, i demand not to be ignored..." hahaha:) ), and hokhai snatched it and flung it away!

Haha, sorry ho khai

Oh yeah, ho khai also told me before that his name meant "small river". So, yes, his bigger bro's is Ho Kong, "big river".
I've learned chinese for 8 years but i don't know this.

"My father's chinese is damn deep," says ho khai.

I'll hope i never have to learn chinese again , cos the teacher realli sucks.

Its just so borinnnnnngggggggg!!
Someone help me and the other people like me.

But still, i got a few friends by going to that, so, i guess it did a little good anyway.

(Exams coming. Dammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)

Hahaha!

Seriously, i think its kind of annoying, but what the hell.

Friday, August 8, 2008

My life?

So up to now my life is a mystery to u all.

Nothing really happens in my life.

Actually a lot.
Right now i got emo stuff, happy stuff, stupid stuff
and etc, etc.

Today was like just normal, i gone to school and came back, not that its like a rocket ride into space.
Those rides are like, costing you billions. You have tear out millions and billions of pockets to pay that, and even if its empty, you just continue and hope you can sell the fabric. Not worth it.

So today's date is 08.08.08, the day of the Beijing Olympics. Heck it even starts on 8 pm, 8 minutes and 8 seconds.

When the first country came out for the parade, i really thought it was Colonel Sanders. Imean, you can't blame me for that, right? They were in white suits and the flag bearer was big and white.
The olympics was damnnnn nice, by the way. All the fireworks and the taichi people performing (they formed a yin yang shape and ran in a circle), it was GREAT.

Yes, damned nice.

Nothing happened today anyway, and its always the same.

By the way, i really like curry. Its the taste that makes me like it. But i really hate the spicy ones.
It is meant to be spicy, but come on, too much is not good isn't it?
Yes, i just ate that kind.
My tounge was practically burning and everytime i took a bite, i would drink the ice water beside me and eat and swallow the ice. I even gargled my mouth.

My mum had a solution though, and she didn't tell me until it was really late. She told me to drink hot water

I did.

My tounge burned like hell, and i was like, Oh,FUCKFUCKFUCK.
But it really works, and i got back to normal.
She could have told me earlier!

Anyway, im not angry at her or anything.

So, bye! Keep Reading.

Oh, and, i may not update this much cos my exams are coming up. Sorry! :)

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Mentos!!!

Everyone loves the mentos sweets. But i can't seem to find the full range of mentos flavours.

The mentos brand of sweets started in 1932 when 2 brothers by the surname of van melle. They went on to introduce new flavours and a line of chewing gum. They also collaborated with Perfetti to make mentos availble worldwide.

That was kind of like its history. So i went to their japanese website and i found a banana flavoured one in there. DAmn. Why banana? Heck, theres even melon fruit. Theres also sumthing called ume fruit, proably japanese. Oh yeah, do we have grape in malaysia?

I went to wikipedia and i found all its flavours. Its below, and with some we don't even know about.

"......... green apple, cinnamon, strawberry, mixed fruit (which contains a mix of cherry, strawberry, orange, and lemon flavors), grape, wintergreen, raisin, grapefruit, peach, spearmint, strawberry yogurt, lemon yogurt, pineapple (pine fresh), red apple, fresh cola, cassis (blackcurrant), red orange, currant and two versions of black licorice flavored Mentos. Two varieties of the mint flavor, known as "Mentos Strong" and "Air action Mentos" are sold in the Netherlands. Two varieties of the mint flavor are also sold in China, known as "Mint" and "Strong Mint". Chocolate Mentos were produced in 1989, but the flavor was discontinued. In 2006, the citrus mango flavor was introduced to the Japanese market. In the Philippines, a "Dalandan Fresh" variant is available. A new product line, Mentos Sours, have recently become available in the United States, featuring Watermelon, Green Apple, and Lemon flavors.

Chocalate mentos? Thats sumthing i didn't know about. I kind of like the sour mix mentos, and i just bought 1 called Barley Mint. If u r not used to eating barley (i like eating the barley sugar sticks) The initial taste may be kind of disgusting. Hey, that sounds technical. Joseph thinks so.

Maybe in the future i will draw how the stick of choco mentos looks like. Again, i am kind of rushing to school.

And does anyone know how to see whether any1 is reading your blog? I dunno how.


Pictures!





(the barley mint i was writing about kind of looks like the spearmint)

Sunday, August 3, 2008

FOOOD

Everyone loves food, of course. But sum ppl tend 2 overdo their advertisments , like the koko krunch one. I think that was a long time ago.






Damn!

Look at those damn eyes! Its like he's crazy for that shit, like, i dunno, its just freaky.
Imagine if it came after you. It will make a good horror movie.

Oh yeah! i just watched the Scary Movie 3 wreck show again. Its so damn funny, other than being sick, of course.
Speaking of movies, there's this one called Wall-E. Everybody proably knows about the cute robot that cleans up earth. I think its coming out on august 14.

That's the same day i pass up my geo project! 10 days left and im only halfway through it. Damn.

Wait, iwas on the koko krunch, wasn't i?

Well, its nice to eat, sumtimes i eat it with yoghurt kiwi juice. Its really nice. You should try it.

You all proably notice im not writing about my life. Thats cos my life is quite the same. Anyway, I will proably write about it soon or later in my other posts.

So, keep reading.

Don't think about the Koko Bear!



yeah i know we use our thumb for a lot of things like digging your nose, taking things up.... oh damn im feeling dizzy wait a while....

Huhhhhhhhhh.

Damn.

Okay. The thumb. I dunno why, but the skin on it keeps peeling off. And when it does, a wound opens up nd i can't doanything with it. I think its bcos i peeled it off b4. Its real serious, man, im not joking. It looks like i cut off the original skin and put sumthing under it. But don't worry, igot sum cream n its gettin better. I think the creams proably from china.

Even though, i hate china.
I mean, its sooo boring. iwas riding on a bus i shanghai and all i could see was cars. Its normal, yes, but the cars were all SILVERR!! And worst of all they are all the same! all of them come from volkswagen or audi, one of them(i forgot, but they came from one make). And not those new ones, but the ones you can buy in 1990-2002. Cars didn't look so good back then.

Its kind of hot in Malaysia, so thats proably why im feeling dizzy as i write this. The world should sumhow get 2gether and get this global warming thing fixed, instead of worring about economics and stuff. Are the UN doing anything? maybe, but im not sure.

So, lets hope we get this down pretty soon.