monkey faced apes.

Hari ini, kami telah diberi sesuatu ceramah tentang bahaya hubungan seks sebelum kawhin. Banyak gambar-gambar yang menjijikan have been shown to us, and i think most , or all, people in that ceramah was disgusted by it, which rendered the boys who tfk'd in absolutely no mood to do so.

Herpes is as disgusting as the school's boy's toilet.
So is HoKhai's story about the afican woman who didn't wash her bra and ended up having holes in her boobs. Yuck, man.

Study!!!

I'm starting to remember how dota has quite some fun value again... My Centaur had like 200+ strength! I know dota pros may say they have seen this all before, but i've never done that.
Roshan the giant couldn't even bring my hp to less than 3000! I was level 21 at the time... Dota veterans will understand the title.

We were sort of drumming a simple drum solo, sounded like "boom boom pow..." for quite some time. Stupid Treants killed the throne (and the fun) before i could beat Roshan. =.=

I'm sure not too many will be happy about reading more ranting..

By the way, Microsoft, you are an IDIOT. Why did you put a stupid Windows Genuine Advantage thing on this computer? It was so slow that even a constipated man would finish shitting before the computer wouldn't lag. I dont see any "Advantage" other than " Windows Genuine Disadvantage"

To quote from GTA SA: "You asshole! What the hell are you putting in my computer?"
------------------------------------------------------(are you doing with my sister in that hot tub?")

Some part in the Middle East...































In the USA, circa before the year 2009....




































This might be in the US too!

And last but not least,





















In China!

Now, flip a coin.

Heads!

So, our title for today is,

Sweet Wrappers!
Why? No reason.

Well, since i am too lazy, i won't be finding more. But, i'm starting to hate my parents again. No elaboration though.

We got King Solomon's Mines for some book day thingy. They gave us only 35 minutes for the book. It was surprisingly, not a baby title, and was really nice. How the hell was i going to finish in 35 minutes? I couldn't find any words i didn't know though.

Now, i'm gonna play a game called Death Vegas. My parents' wrath are going to be ignited.

So is the crazy twist of a story hanging on our notice board!

It's been some time since i updated my blog, huh? No internet again.

Recently, i heard a throughly annoying ad for pencegahan denggi or something else. All the voices in it were sloooow and high-pitched. So, may i ask, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ASSHOLES THINKING? DON'T YOU HAVE CHILDREN? Ask their goddamn opinion. In the end, it not only didn't inform me, since it was so annoying, it also made me annoyed and left me a headache to nurse.

Next, the TM ad, this time on a newspaper. It said "Hypp and happening, cool, or whatever." Hypp? Why? unless it has something to do with their BlueHyppo service, then i am inclined to forgive it. But, damn. Thats the exact opposite of what they are trying to covey.

These people should really ask us, the teenagers, opinion about these ads directed at us. How dumb are they to not figure this out? Until now? Damn, man.

Ending! another video: proably something many have seen before, so just treat it as a clasic reminisince.

Some hard work involved huh? A lego replica of the Wii. Dunno whether there is any slanting lego blocks. Architecture?

My torrent download speed blazing fast now!

101kb/sec. Yes!!!

Its never been that fast.



Stupid Man U.

Oh, and i just found my long-lost completed save file for gta! Oh yes again!!!

The bell rang for maybe two minutes. No one counted, but it seemed long enough.

Fire Drill!

No one gave a damn, and the whole school made it to the pavillion in 5 minutes. I think if there was a fire, they would have came here in 1 minute, with a part of their body on fire. And there would proably be less students than there was before because 20 could have been burned dead and offered a free cremation session. Lots and lots of things, free! Including a free sure-work therapy session, which expels headaches caused by irritating teachers and non-sentinel beings! Which would have cost a thousand per session.

By the way,

Some time since i updated my blog, huh? Blame it on the Internet; I didn't have it.

In fact, i was banned for the controversial post about my parents, so that was why the Internet was jacked, with the computer wire.

Anyways,

Days like these don't come easily. And you absentees missed it! The teachers were talking crap, only Pn.Joyce gave us the guidance papers for sej projek. The rest of the teachers just came in and Marked books, even the dry, hypomaniac Pn. Chia.

The boys took a newspaper and drew all over the faces of Sit Nurhaliza, whom ended up looking like a obscene guy pointing the middle finger, and another gay guy who held a dildo and pop-out eyes by the time i was finished with him.

Man U's new scoring talent also had a bra and some footballer's mouth for his underwear while a "hair-free skin" beauty ad's model had a Angel guy's head (StarBiz first page). My tacher/mother/father's day card got turned into a porn website under construction.

Stayed in batai during recess with joli, liwen and sarah eating nuts(?), then pontenged class a bit.

Today felt damn relaxing, and none of that boring heatwave on normal school days.

Pictures (proably unwanted) of the creative newspaper cuttings later, when i can find the cable!

WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK
MAH HURL WALK
MAH HURL WALK
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Watch the video below then you will know what i mean...




WOL MI HIH MAH HURL WALK

Ahahahahahaha!!!! Soulja Boy Re'tard!

Pure Movement has just reset itself to accomodate more wanting-to-be-holy members.
So, we are starting again from ten, which is a plus cause all of us were losing and about to hit rock-bottom, except Jingy. I kept points but i broke the combo, so its back to 8.

PURE

The word pure is ....

Used to describe:
Spiritual purity of character or essence.
Abstinence from vices and/or abundance of virtue

As a name for:

Pure Software, a company founded in 1991 by Reed Hastings to support the Purify tool

Pure-FTPd, FTP server software

Pure (programming language), functional programming language based on term rewriting

Pure Digital, a UK consumer electronics company specialising in DAB radios.

Pure Oil, a U.S. chain of gas stations

Pure (magazine), a controversial magazine created by Peter Sotos

Pure (video game), an off-road racing video game for Microsoft Windows, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3

Pure FM, a Student Radio Station for the University of Portsmouth, (England).

Pure Trading, a Canadian electronic communication network operated by CNQ.

Pure hearing instruments: an ultra-small, nearly invisible hearing instrument from Siemens

Pure Nightclub, a popular nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada

Pure!, Finnish brand of energy drink

It is also....

Black oil, a fictional alien virus in the TV series The X-Files

A former supermarket brand owned by Woolworths Limited

A song by Slipknot formerly on their debut self-titled album, but had to be removed due to legal matters.

The colorfulness of a light source

In music:
Pure (band), a Canadian rock band

Pure (3 Colours Red album) (1999), by rock band 3 Colours Red

Pure (Godflesh album) (1992), by industrial metal band Godflesh

Pure (Gary Numan album) (2000), by Gary Numan

Pure (Hayley Westenra album) (2003), by New Zealand soprano Hayley Westenra

Pure (No Angels album) (2003), by German pop group No Angels

Pure (Lightning Seeds album) (1996), by rock band Lightning Seeds

Pure (The Jesus Lizard album) (1989), an EP by rock group The Jesus Lizard

"Pure" (song) (2005), a single by synth rock band Orgy

Pure (Lara Fabian album) (1997), Lara Fabian's third album

Never expected so much...and the blinking typing thingy isn't blinking like it used to.
Steam, update faster!!! I want to spin my minigun again.

In the hospital, anyway. Because it was qing ming, a few people couldn't visit Jerrica. Quite scary for the first time actually, seeing all these sickly people lying on their wards (Jer excluded, too much smiling :) ), with the repeating beep that seems like the only way to know that they are alive.....

Shiwen, Zhong Yuen Josep and me went to the wrong wing. The board said "Jenica" (??? huh?).
Jerrica had the giant card above her with a blood sample thingy stuck to her wrist, face still cemented in a smile. Superpower or not?

2 o'clock unceremoniously bumped its ass into our clocks, and we had to go. Zhong forgot to say bye so we went back another time. "Wah, Jerrica! You got so many boyfriend ah, I jealous la!" the nurse commented on us. Lol man!

Shi Wen is posting about Jerrica not dying...again. But its just the ShiShi nature:
Shiwen = Death = Stupid thin typo pro Undertaker. Hahaha!

Random video:




I just felt like listening to Metallica, after Zhong's talk on true rock music.

Najib follows his promise, visits the rakyat. Hope he is good at ruling, aside from putting on lip gloss and makeup

Pure movement is in session!

William was advertising himself to be sold for a thousand ringgit.

GAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yeah we stuck the sticker on him (it was for a house payment plan) and i wrote "buy for" on top of it. So obvious (or is it i too pro?) he also didn't realize that he was being pranked.

The people will be visiting jerri today, and i will be in the form of an sms message as i have tuition.

I think her leg might be suspended in the air like you see in the cartoons. Check for me, yeah?