The reason why im writing this is because....you know, the really, the video really moved me
"I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
No handlebars,
No handlebars,
No Handlebars.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
No handlebars,
No handlebars,
No Handlebars."
You need to see the video to really understand it. Its about two friends who go seperate ways and one of them (i think so) becomes a leader, and turns on unfairness. The other one, meanwhile, is angered and decides to call up the people to oppose his friend. We see him leading a group, standing solo in front, raising his arm and calling to his people, facing a barricade of police.
His friend, the leader, realizes his friend in the front one moment too late. The police opens fire. Sparks fly from the guns and people are getting killed. A few moments later, the leader sees his friend sprawled on the floor, dead and unmoving.
How's that move you?
And how's my writing? Quite good, huh? Maybe i should go write a story and post it here. Maybe i will get money from that, and Mr. Aaron will be reading it. Hahaha! He's always reading.
The video's on the side.
~~~Lyrics~~~
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed into lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command, because
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Yes. the poll!! Right now its exams, so you will proably not see another one, but i will rack my brains for another one.... And this time, i will put smart-assed polls!! harhar!(dunno y im laughing)
So, The poll about my theory ends up like this...
14% of the people who voted thinks it works.
28% does not
14% wants me to think of more theories and,
71% thinks im an idiot.
What the hell?!!!?
You Assholes!! Like you are so damned smart!!!
Hahahaha!
Of course i expected that. Anyway, stand by for some time!
Today my maid foud a kitten getting bitten [ryhmes] by a cat and took the kitten in. It was really small and was still learning to walk, like, its rear leg was just stretched out and the front's pulling its body and the tail's straight up [dunno why]. It was white and im thinking of...
I just stopped thinking so that i wouldn't get hungry. Yeah, so the kitten is white and it still had its bite marks on it. Meanwhile, I just finished my sivik projek. I saved it as "Shivik Prohjek fhorced by Jhuliana Phork Hhouse" [so that i still can claim that i'm not insulting jhuliana, not that she will ever see my blog. [look for the chatbox to see the jhuliana impersonated by me!!!)
And to those people who have been begging me to paste the project on my blog, heres a little of it, Hope it helps!!
SMK Damansara Jaya
Tema: Hidup Bermasyarakat
Tajuk: Sekolahku Rumahku
Nama: Ng Zhi Chung
Tingkatan: 2 Balau
Thats the little bit (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Ok im sorry but if we all copy each other, we will proably get kena by jhuliana phork, rite?
So, in a way, im saving you all. If you feel mad, i got some funny pictures for you down there.
(Taken from www.lolpix.com -Real quality!)
Stone Age Keyboard!!
Run!!!!-hahaha!
Road to suicide...
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EXXTORTION!!
On monday, i went to 1u with jonathan, joseph, joli, her brother, shaun (his real name's jonshaun, i didn't even noe it exists, not that it's bad), jerrica and liwen. Joseph had his hair slopped with gel into a mini mohawk and it was so weired. (whatthehell, joseph, i've better sense of style.) Shiwen came late and i had to run down to the old burgerking to find him, and i found him in the new one, where we were supposed to meet. Damn you, Shi Wen!!
We went to big apple donuts and ate them in burger king, no one saw us and i got the green kiwi one(my lucky colour, so, yeah.) It was really nice and there was so much, so i took some off and shared the topping (lol (: ).
Big Apple Donuts!!
Bigg Burger Kingg....
Bigg Snoop Dogg...
(Not that it has anything to do with it, just that their names have 'big' inside
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Later, we finished all of the donuts except 2, and they asked me to eat it. I took a one heavily topped with icing and full of cream, a bit dropped off onto the table, and it looked like snow. Liwen took a picture of it .
Joseph's hair remided me of a hook or sumthing, so i took the cream and put it on one of his spikes. Everybody was smiling and laughing , Joseph realized it and started chasing me (HAHAHA, JOSEPH, YOU WILL NEVER CATCH MEEE!!!)
I put the cream in the background on j loh's hair.
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After 2 times , we went to watch a movie, meet dave (Don't you read movie reviews, joseph?) It was quite ok and funny, like the part about google and yahoo.
("What is the biggest information resource of this planet?" "Well, sir, they have one called " google"" "What a totally idiotic name for such an important portal!!" "If you don't prefer that, sir, There is another one called 'yahoo'.")
(hahaha)
Meet Dave.
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Before that, we went to the arcade and played the drums there, and got really hyper and started using our feet to play.(Oops)
Shi wen and Shaun played the flat disc thing, the 1 where you hit the disc with another thicker one with a handle, so, of course, we had to kacau shiwen and made him lose.
Again, Joseph bought tickets to a reptile exhibition so we followed him into it. It was better than we expected and saw some really long big snakes along with some with pastel colours, like red and white. I didn't noe it exists!
The famous Joseph (this was on another day)
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There were some monkeys there too. One was playing with a round thing that looked like a black wheel, and four were really small and in a cage, a few baboons with their plastic asses, and monkeys in a cage trying to get out.
Outside, we saw 2 parrots. The furry red and blue one looked kind of suohai so we started mocking it. Hahaha! I took some photos (sorry, too lazy to load, mayb later.) The parrot started following my camera like, left to right, up and down and fell off its perch, lol, hahaha! It had a look, like, XD. yeah like that. When it fell off, its wings were flapping and looked like it was saying, AHHHHHHH!!!!, and landed on the cage bottom.
The one beside it, a white one with layered feathers, suddenly souded, like trying to screech but its voice was croaky and it was sort of low. We also mimiced this one and got it irritated.
After that we rode joli's mum's car to the bukit kiara club, me and jonathan had to ride in the boot. On the way , we passed 2 policemen and luckily she told us to duck so they didn't realize it.
It was damned funny. We played bowling in there and i got a stike on my first round!! (OhYEAHHH) I also tried rolling the ball slowly and it ended up in the gutter cause at the end, it was curved. It Was Straight, Dammit!!!!
After that, we drove to her house , and this time shiwen, shaun, and We reached her house and saw a fish pond, so we went and disturbed her fish ("What are you doing to my fish??" lol) Joli and her sis took out the dance dance revo mat and played it (They[joli& keluarga damn pro, we dam suk).
Nothing 2 do, so we went out and pranked hokhai, and he found out who we was. O SHIITTT . whatever lah, akash and chester suk.
Then we went home at 8.30.
"What a random day," says joli.
Yeah, i like cars.
This is sumthing i found from vipstylecars.com ( ps i noe it sounds lame)
