monkey faced apes.

I'm flying off to Australia today, and will touch down at Melbourne some time later, i dunno. I hope its not too chilly cause the last time i went to someplace cold i had to keep on sniffling. Sunny weather, follow me, to Australia!

Right now there's some ling zhao guy stalking me. His email is agent-cn@gmail.com. WTF leh. He says his father's got a website: http://www.agent-cn.com/index.php . Sounds like a scam? Maybe. Help me find out? Thanks.

AUSTRALIA.
KANGAROO.
DOWN-UNDER.
NOT ENOUGH WATER.

Well at least i killed one person during the game, out of eight times dying....
The i was a medic, and got shot while healing somebody.
FUCK YOU!!!
Quite fun though, any takers for the game? I got it in my pendrive.

Now its downloaded, up and running, the only thing not right is that i keep dying and the server keeps jamming up.

Hope i can get better!

The computer whined like a fire engine when i switched it on, then booted up the program. I still don't know why it does that, but i don't think its anything serious.

Yesterday was shooting hoops as usual,but only me, justin, shiwen and bin hao made it to daniel's house. I was with justin and daniel's brother Joshua this time, halfway through Justin had to go back for his sudden piano lesson. Joshua did most of the scoring (jump, hang, shoot!) while i lay the course out for him and catched his missed shots. Next time i AM going to really need to learn from him. We beat them 11- something maybe about half or more.

We watched spongebob squarepants again, and a madagascar christmas special with the penguins and a dog that sounded like patrick. We watched Daniel playing Fifa 09 and some other really random stuff. Shiwen's father donated chickens so we had lunch there and insulted the teachers.

We went home at 4:30. I watched the Madagascar movie at night. As we all know, they got stuck in Africa, after their plane ran out of fuel.
"Skipper, we may be out of fuel." "What makes you think that?" "Well we just lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."

"Passengers, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are landing now. The bad news is we are crash landing. Thank you for choosing Penguin Air!"

I think i will give it three stars out of five, a typical movie. I just played Bleach this morning, and i really hate it when my oppenent keeps dodging away from me.
So,
MY OPPONENTS = NO BALLS/PUSSIES/FREAKS
Hahah.

Cookie monster.
We have forgotten it, haven't we?

This morning, basketball again. But this time, we ran quite a lot, so all of us was quite tired by the time we finished the two matches.
The first pair up was me, daniel, shiwen and bin hao. We led stanley justin and josep, plus daniel's brother joshua later in the match 11-10 (half court maa)
The next was the opposite, me with stanley and company while Joshua and daniel got with shiwen and bin hao. This time though, we losed 11-3. Very bad luck, dammit. Daniel's brother jumped very high and caught a lot of balls during both matches, and I think it has something to do with his shoes... I am going to wear mine and see if it works. NEXT TIME, DANIEL!! (and bin hao, shiwen and joshua....I'm gonna get'cha!)

Now my legs are just tired. Me and stanley were the only ones left, after everyone came back late with our air limau and went home. So we followed them back and watched retarded retarded animals rolling over half pipes on a tyre.

Don't we wish we could slam dunk. And all the chairs were stuck to concrete, while daniel said his chairs would break if we jumped on it.



Inspiration.

I know, i have said this over again and again, but damn, They are retarded!

Its my brother and sister actually.

First, my brother. He's a stupid computer freak and full time nerd. He wears his pants up high and his glasses low, instead when he should be doing the opposite. Right now he's selling some fking weapons on that Cabal game. He dosen't even need to look at it and he puts it to full screen, and i'm downloading something and need it constant. The fucker had logged off my profile for some shit reason, stopping the download. When the bastard went down i switched it to window mode, but the asshole didn;t listen to me again and didn't download it straight from the web, so it had problems when you switched it. So he comes up, sees it and starts crapping about me being stupid. The fucker couldn't even get as much A's in UPSR and he's calling me stupid? The computer jammed suddenly when he switched back, and he starts acting like he owns the thing. He didin't even fucking hell make a desicion about it. If you bought a computer from Dell recently, you will know. He shouts and nearly cries because of it, jumps around a bit. On other times he will really cry and lock himself in the bathroom. I feel like giving him a slap on his retarded face, knock him down and spit on that wasted piece of a living organism.

Now,my sister. My sister though, is getting more and more addicted to the computer and getting more annoying now. I mean lat time it was okay, but now, damn man. Pray god she won't follow my brother.

And also, pray god speed up my download so i can play it.

My eyes hurt from the blue coloured maze in the game...

I'm watching criminal minds now as i type this, downstairs!! Its slow, but hey, at least i got through the messenger and now, the blog.

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Well, does it look like an arrow? I've seen this on those game FAQs so i wanted to try it out, no that i've got nothing to do. Shiwen's spelling is still super cacated, while i've not going to many blogs .

Ooh it just got faster!
Not many updated huh?

Anyway, backtrack some 10+ hours, and we are at a basketball court. Yes, Daniel's basketball court (with joseph and jonathan) . Daniel's and mine foot bled a bit, but we both didn't know how it happened. Later, we took a wallet down only after many attempts. We started out by seeing it, sat down and scratched our heads. A basketball got it down a lot, but we were stuck. Then Shiwen got a bright spark, "Use a stick lah!" "Ya, hor, why we all so stupid one?" We took back a huge, really HUGE cut down branch like a battling ram. Turned out the stupid wallet is empty.

Mr. Lee somehow found Arvind and told him to join, but we were already back in the house. We washed our hands with daniel's high-powered hose. at that time, and shiwen 'accidentally' sprayed outside, to Arvind. He also accidentally sprayed his own father! Serious WTF suddenly. It was damn funny.

Later again, inside the house, daniel was getting roxy and copper to lick and smell Arvind.

Joseph: Arvind, Daniel's dog likes to smell you larh can you stand further !
Me: OMG Copper is licking its ......
Arvind : Its okay, my dog, Romeo likes to lick my cock everyday !
We all laughed even harder!
Arvind: Nonono i mean he likes to lick his own......!

I can't really remember what happened then, But, the best thing is,

MY ROUTER'S WORKING!

Finally.

It was our last day of form 2, everyone was feeling ecspecially sad that day, cause Pork Datin wants to split us up in form 3. Everyone had known that by now, but form 3 is essentially the same people we know from form 2, just in different classes, thats all. Its a matter of when and where. Brightside!

No, i don't really like it either but what can we do? We have said various things but in the end we didn't take any action. What the hell anyway.

I will miss you all!

Saturday :
We played basketball at Daniel's again. It rained in the morning but the court wasn't so bad. I scored a few hoops too! ShiWen suddenly became pro today, he played quite well.
Daniel just bought a Nike ball, so he was quite happy and branded himself the"exitement star!!" everytime he couldn't score.

"Is he going to score? Is he going to score? OOOH NOO the ball bounced off!!"

We ended up calling Shiwen the Shining star! (means naked person) and The Excrement Star until he "pro-ed". Then the idiots called me the science star. WTF

"Get your phytha(something) theoreum correct! Must count properly!" "See he measure the distance and elevation properly then you score!"

Daniel got his internet up again, and his dog looked like he wanted to blowjob joseph. We played cards inside while daniel shot storm troopers and rode speedsters with his keyboard.
("I am rosdi, i can fly!")
We watched britney spear's Womanizer and later nigahiga's version of Crank Dat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh6xpck4OSQ

"SOULJA BOY SUCKS."
"I've got the new song for y'all called the camel toe!"

I got my my new computer today!! Its a dell, and it cost RM 2,226. It runs Vista and its annoying sometimes, but its damn fast.When i loaded it it tooklike less than 1 minute to be fully useable
And,
4GB RAM!!
Finally i can get on to play better games. I'm typing the text now on it, and my father bought a router too. We are still trying to get it to work. And i also hope uTorrent downloads faster. So i can play faster!!

Peace out, I hope there are more idiot teachers to make fun of, 2009.

Pork Datin, I don't give a damn if you expel me, but, you SUCK.

UPSR came out today, and tomorrow my brother has this graduation thingy He scored 4 A's , well, good for him (I don't mean to lan si). My family went to body glove to get some black long pants. He said he couldn't wear jeans cause his teacher says so. What the hell?!! I wore them there, why not? Curiculum jackasses.

When we were walking there, i saw a HUGE foreigner in a black suit looking like Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear, save the curly hair. I saw him again at a photo shop. I kind of had this thought of going up to him saying, "Hey sir, nice to meet you, you look like Jeremy Clarkson!"

Some time later we reached past the cinema, I was looking at the screens and WHOA! Another tall person, a woman suddenly came up past the screens. She was really TALL like a supermodel or something.

Then some routine things happened, and so on and so forth. Yes , im holding back, later then, my father's coming for the computer .

O.o

Charlie the unicorn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4&feature=channel

Sorry, you've got to paste it. :)

That refers to daniel's xbox, yes, its still in the warehouse. Apparently the 'doctor' got into an accident and patah kaki after repairing daniel's. Bad luck, huh?

Today, we played basketball again. Shiwen sucked big time at catching and shooting while joseph got better and scored a few hoops. Then when the rain got heavy we went back and watched wrestle mania in daniel's house.

Its kind of violent actually, even though most of it is just acting, like when jeff hardy climbed up the ladder. The stupid asshole didn't reached up to take the fucking briefcase (the competitors were supposed to grab that) but he followed his brother's call and jumped from it. His brother Matt, had put Edge (another guy) on a ladder outside the ring, balanced in mid air. Jeff jumped from the ring(on his ladder) right onto Edge. The ladder broke into half and the asshole hurt his dick.

The eventual winner (Misterrrrr KENNEDY! ...... KENNEDEH...[Retarded]) seemed to have some brain damage. The announce was congratulating him, then got cut short by kennedy:

( "Congatulations, mr kennedy, you have-" "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BBLAH! I... (something about winning and other people growing eyes at the back of their head) ..... CAUSE I, MR KENNEDEH, IS NOW MISTAH MONEY INH THE BANKH. BAAAAANKHHH.)

The rain eventually stopped, and the court was damnned hell wet with puddles all over, we could only walk but not run. The ball slipped pass quite a number of times but luckily it was daniel's side not us. :p I scored this this time and daniel was so 'disappointed' that he threw himself into a puddle. He kept slapping his shirt on his body and showing of his nipples [daniel: "My entrance video!! -LADIESSS AND GENTLEMEN, please welcome, Daniel!! (Sprays water onto shirt and slaps it on)]

We did all sorts of random stuff after that, like shiwen hurling the ball across and us trying to catch it.
Playing on the playground and feeling the vibration on the metal when you hit the base with the ball...
Trying to throw the ball in to the slide, without going near the slide...
Aiming at Shiwen's head with the basketball( I kena him Three Times in a row!!) Pity shiwen...
Swinging on the swings...
Going super fast on the wet slide (seriously damn fun, faster than normal)
Daniel's internet crashed after he let Akash control his computer (BEWARE, AKASH!!! O.o)
That was quite all of it ....
I dunno how to end this..

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

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SOME SENSE

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin! The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. (Adolf Onedick?)] Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue! The average person laughs 10 times a day! Lol.... All of us are so clueless....

Well, digitally.
I was driving a car in this speed challenge in a game, and the road was something like a kampung road, except with tar and metal billboards plastered around it and some trees clared away. The car could not turn that well, and i missed that pole by, like a fraction of a cm.I crashed into another pole down the track, though.
So much for realism, the car smashed in at nearly 198 mph, and guess what? The ****ing pole didn't fall, and my ****ing car bounced off like some ****ing ball...O.o...WTF...

Anyway yesterday i went to 1U with some friends. When i saw them, JoLi and Liwen "had just walked from the Giant (now cold storage, they're under the same company) end to the TGV."
"And it was FUCKING clooosed!!!! My feet hurt." Sometime later we went to Ajisen. They had a short table like the japanese and some cushions for us to sit on. Shi wen saw a hole under the table, then only i realised. "For us to put our feet la, if not what??" (......) macam ni pun boleh...

We went to the yipee cup thing with the bubble tea across ajisen. We had fun sucking the pearls (or balck soft jelly balls, orr, bubbles!) and shooting them around. We messed the place up a bit, like the balls all stuck on the table and some on the chairs. (XD) Liwen tried to shoot shiwen but the bubble missed and went down the side of the chair ( the big connected to the wall variety). Pity the waiter.. :)

I quite forgot much of it actually.... Errrr...

RANDOM:
--Joli walked behind Clement cause he 'clears the way'.

--ShaoWen and Jerrica found a 'no fucking' graphic on a pin. The shop's name was 'Harder and Deeper'. O.o No wonder got the pin. They also couldn't take pictures in there.

--We sat too in front the cinema while watching James Bond. Everybody felt bored. (Stuupid Josep!! Xp) Not all his fault, though, the should follow the bond tradition and put more hot scenes and chases with his Aston. We only saw it ONCE!! More, please.

--I even felt like driving a Aston Martin. Too bad GTA dosen't include one.

--There was a cockroach in this 'Candy machine' toy in a shop. And i actually thought it was free and wanted to take one. Lucky lucky i saw.

--Shiwen kena duped buying mentos for 1.40, he paid 40 sen more.

--We left Josep!! and jerrica alone to wait for the shirt. (-Sorry!!)

--The movie damn potong laah.

Okayy....
Yay for me, i learned how to play chuo dai ti today!!! :D Justin josep shiwen and binhao bought me a nike bottle today. We had fun with them today, except, OF COURSE :D, SHIWEEENNN!!!
Daniel splasshed his dick while i sprayed his ass. He ended up looking like he got diarrohea and had peed in front, Lol hahahahahahahah!

Lets wait for tomorrow.

Dunno why i put that chicken little remix there. Think im staring to like it even more...

I wanna see Madagascar.

You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, and fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, just who you are-are.
So live your life,
You Steady Chasin that paper.
Just live your life
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life

NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN EMO POST. IN FACT, I'M PRETTY HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT SAD. YES, REALLY. I'M NOT KIDDING. SERIOUSLY. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT I WILL BE SAD? IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, MAN! OKAY, MAYBE YOU DON'T BUT I'M GONNA SAY AGAIN THAT I'M HAPPY.

(L.O.LZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WTH/F)

Okayy..... O.o

I just got some new games, and Bully (yes its a game) plays quite well. Its something like GTA but just with a schoolboy inside a school. The guy can't stop scratching his armpits and people go "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" when i press the fire extinguisher..O.o.. Damn, its just dry powder. My parents are out now, but im stuck with my bro and sis, now im waiting for them to finish their BLEACH battle on the playstation. I'm also going to try metal gear solid. Yeah i havent tried it before cause i made all the wrong choices back then. Damn. Well, its never too late to try.

The title is what i think, that you can't get all the good stuff in life at one go, or in my case, games. (So many good titles, so little time[and money]).

I think i'm going to get the new computer soon, so i'll wait to download all the titles. My dad had put it off until now. I'm going to pester him tonight.

K, i'm gonna play!

I don't really change the people to tag cause im just plain bored, but whatever.

Rules & Regulations:

-do not copy answers

-the tag questions must be 100% the same

-tag people after doing tag

-no tagging back tag:

1.Daniel

2.Joseph

3.Joli

4.Jerrica

5.Clement

6.Li'l Sam

7.Stanley

8.Ho Khai

9.Jia Gin

10.Lazy to think

1.How u noe 1?

2 balau.

2.wat would u do if u nvr meet 2?

Dunno

3.wat would u do if 3&4 dated u?

I don't mind...

4.would 5&6 make a gud couple?

Maybe?
5.do u think 7 is attractive?

Noooooo,,,,,,

6.Do u noe anything about 8’s family?

yeah, his parents sell food(: (fei fei belaka)

7.Tell me sumthing about 9

Can Really Talk

8.wat is 1’s fav past time?

XBox-ing, but come to think of it, maybe reading too

9.wat language does 2 speaks?

english, malay, chinese.....

10.who is 3 going out with?

li wen ( her best friend )

11.how old is 4?

fourteen la was in my class for... 4 years I think [ GROWing) sort of...

12.when was the last time u talked to 5?

yesterday

13.who is 6 fav singer?

Variety.

14.would u date 7?

If he was a girl

15.is 8 single?

yup but he dosent wana be

16.wat is 9 last name?

JG Davaidson

17.would u consider being in a relationship with 1?

good friend,neighbour?

18.which school does 2 go to?

DJ

19.wat do u like about 3?

Randomness

Today we had basketball at daniel's house. We got to see him operate his new phone and the two flash bulbs at the back (WTH). I long time tak main, so i was kind of suckish during there. Nothing much happened, though. After that we went to daniel's house for water and headed of again, but this time we got a football and played streetball. It was daniel, bin hao and shiwen versus me, justin and j.Loh. I was on the losing side, i remember but we didn't pay much attention to the score. it could have been more intense though, but we went back to the shortest goalkeeper ever's house. Daniel's Xbox overheated, so we settled for spongebob and some randow shows on nick-something-whatever. We watched the episode where spongebob couldn't get out of the treehouse, and were flung into the forest because of sQuidward. They were stuck with a "magic" clam shell that talks (in a pull-the-string way) that tells them what to do. While sQuidward looks for food, they just sit there and food literally drops out of the sky from a malfunctioning airplane carriying "picnic supplies". huh.

Now im just randomly surfing, and im still waiting to try out the games i bought. By the way, whats the best downloader for games? Tell me Quick, cause im about to download some big games.

Dunno lah today, it actually feels kind of boring. Maybe its just the lack of games or too much time trying to link up the garena shit.
Now im listening to some cabal sound effects with my brother cos we've got nothing to do...
(Swhing! Swhing! Whirrrrrrrrrrrrr!)

Anyway, heres Jerr's tag.
(sorry so late!)
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Rules : choose 3 friends and describe something about them . then , tag 5 people . can tagback the people that you describe (if you want) ....

ONE: I like my toy lion and i keep it by my bedside.

TWO: I'm scared of ghosts

THREE: I got some kind of mini flu when i don't eat my medicine (GMC Mega Teen! Costs damn
hell lot, like 95 dollars.

FOUR: I think toturing cute animals is funny.

FIVE: I like watches and cars. and phones. and pretty much anything that looks good to me.

SIX: I like to think that im an artistic person, no? haha :)

SEVEN: I hate some black people, but NOT ALL of them! I support Oblimey.

EIGHT: I have a great big white bear that may be just a little shorter than huimin (sorry!)

NINE:I always try to save a lot of money until i think that i have saved the most and can't stop eating cause i think it will "fill up" what i've saved

TEN: I like to imitate people, especially my Ultra L A M E parents. (My mum: Arms waving, eyes open, " Cannot like that!!" Lame Suckshit O.o)

ELEVEN:I call elizabethan (Shakespear) english " funny english".

TWELVE: I like WWE wrestling moves. ( Hardy JUMPS! Oooh, that got him right on target!)

THIRTEEN. I get annoyed by all this long, long, long ttttttttaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggssss.

FOURTEEN: I had a stitch on my head cos it got banged by a swing during primary.

FiFTEEN: Fuck this. Oh yeah, Mama Mia is LLLAAAAMMMEEEE.

YESSSSS!!!! Its finally the end of our exams, and although i dont really feel like writing a post with all this hyphy feeling i just need too!!

I havent took a bath and im still hungry but im at the computer, but whatever man!!!!

Can't wait for tonight!

And tomorrow!

As well as sunday and basketball!!

It's been a week plus now, and guess what? The time passes so fast you forget that it has been that long. It's THREE days LEFT now, people!!!

Rally on! Three days will pass very fast.